Songbird

Not as tweet as you Birdie

There was a lot of steam.

And the body wash smelled sooooo good. (Lavender has been on my go-to list for a couple of weeks now).

Then I talked with the rubber duckie that was staring at me the whole time on the windowsill. I asked him if he was expecting a show, and then he was all like, "Whatever." And then I was all like, "So why are you staring at me?" And he was all like, "I can't move, you dumb bee-yatch." And I was all like, "Well, if you gonna be hatin, keep it quiet, cuz hatin' on me is like hatin' on Jesus, and that don't give you any chance of getting into heaven."

Sooooo erotic. I should write porn screenplays. :yes:

I just found out my fence building job has run into some problems. The customer's neighbor is raising objections to it. So things are on hold and I won't be needed tomorrow. Makes me want to go out this evening and throw rocks at the neighborhood children. Just because.

Chat?

Don't.

Don't think for a second that I dint know what you are up to.

Yes, by my estimates it will take all night long. By "all night long," I mean an arctic winter night.

Breaking news, I'm about ready to take a long hot shower. Details at 10 o'clock.

I can pick the penitence parameters eh? I'm not sure I can publicly declare what those are, but it involves fuzzy handcuffs and a cushiony bed...

Have you been twertling your snerk this evening?

Hey, Bob - Chat?

I liked you better as an angry woodchuck.

How are you doing today?

"No Birdys in the forums today"
http://www.monkey-pictures.net/fuzzy-baby-monkey-s.jpg "No Birdys"
*sigh*

Hey lady, one of these days we'll be online at the same time

"pssst, Birdy, this is you-know-who. Just wanted to let you know you have no idea how much leverage you have when it comes to Quagmire. He just wont let you know because he's the strong, emotionally repressed type. Uh oh, gotta go"





http://www.found****.com/images/funny-monkey-04.jpg

Sorted, and improved.

lol, ahhhh thongbird.

For goodness sakes, change it back to Songbird. I'm sick of wood chucking jokes. Sick of them!