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  • It all went down hill with the imaginary land reforms, done by Mugambi, it got so bad they had to invent a new number and then make a new bill for it.
    Nobody wans to drive down to the store with a trunk full of money only to end up buying one loaf of bread.
    I told the voices you said hi, they say hi back, asked how you are, but they can't get you the happy meal, they went to McDonalds and the happy meal cost $4, but they had $10 and they wouldn't give change so they drove round a load of shops asking for change. Do you know how hard it is to get change for $10 inside my mind? Its very hard because you have go and get it converted into local currency. Its called Bushro's.
    I remember helucinating once as a child because I couldn't sleep, scary stuff, but I ended up attacking the pictures in my books because they wouldn't stop moving.
    But I don't know insanity would give me more of a connection with my Mum, we could talk about the voices that we hear.
    Go for a full weak and if you don't drop dead or go insane, you are a man! You are then handed a beer and your complimentary 5'oclock shadow.
    Well when you wake up, everyone needs their cup of awesome, I just take out my big jug of Emperor.
    Well I don't actually worship the Emperor.
    He is the main god of humanity from the game Warhammer 40k.
    He is pretty awesome, like Jesus, except when he sees demons, he dosn't command them to leave, he rips out their souls and flays it and then feeds it to more beastial demons.
    All you can end up saying is **** Yeah Emperor!
    The immortal God Emperor of mankind, is the god and protector of humanity, he created and watched over it, he used to walk amoungst men, but was killed by his son Horus who's mind had been corrupted by evil gods. In this battle he was mortally wounded and had to retire to his golden throne in the heavens.
    Sorry if I hurt your feelings... it's just a really touchy subject, my paternity... my father can't be a toad... just can't....
    YOU ARE NOT MY FATHER. D: I AM NOT YOUR SON. D: -cries-

    All I ever wanted was a little respect for the black-feathered birdie....
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