Kilgore Trout

It's your own damn fault for not getting back to me sooner.

But truth be told.....I've missed the heck out of you.

Oh my... It wasn't a pic of Nazi Muppets but a pic of Statler and Waldorf dressed as Adama and Tigh. I guess the crew of the Battlestar Galactica kinda look Nazi-ish...

Nazi Muppets. I'd watch it.

Niiiice. :clap

I'm about ready to get my last minute Christmas shopping done. I'm sending you some Kleenex.

Thanks. I just had it done. How's yours?

I try not to be one of these geeks that suggest websites to others, but you should check out writing.com. You can dust off those stories you were talking about and get some fellow writers, many professionals, to give you reviews. You can also find some of my material there and tear it to shreds with snide criticism. I am there under the same name, eliot wild, of course.

Yeah but I'm talking two-bag ugly. You know, where you have to put a bag over your own head too in case theirs comes off. (lol, thank 9-10ths Penguin for that one)

You asked for it. Now stay out of my room while I invite a thousand annoying, giggling girls over. Oh and none of them are cute, so you can't even be the creepy brother. So nyah.

LITTLE sister? That means you let ME borrow 10 bucks

"Misanthropic Humanist" haha good

I see you're pretty gangsta, I'm pretty gangsta myself. Name's Meow Mix and I'm bad for yer healf. Selflessly devoted member of the **** you club, clubbin you like a baby seal and cuttin you up in the tub.

Stop... nail time, can't touch this motha****in gangsta rhyme. I'll write "fail" on your face with a flick of my wrist, that's how I roll... know this I got lots of tricks.

lmao

YouTube - DOUBLE DRAGON by Duane & BrandO

You tell me, I'm still alive!

are you undead?

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I've been good. Today ran into an old colleague of mine from about 18 months ago....he'd been in Miami, doing tv shows, dancing with some folks from "So You Think You Can Dance." Came back to visit the area, got wind of my work, and I've brought him into my circle as a colleague. The guy is does high-powered stuff, and I'm fortunate to have him around.

But overall.....tired. That's the usual in my head. LOL. I never let myself get comfortable anymore.

Time for me to get back to work. Take care. And don't forget to say cruel things to yourself in my absence.

LOL

Love it. ... How you been?

Hahaaa! Whatever brings you back.

Now go do something shameful with your penis. I'll watch.

Hilarious. Don't try to spite me. I might wind up respecting you for it, and we just can't have that now, can we? :hugkiss:

Not a millionaire yet, but I have a great team and a good timeframe (which I'm brainstorming for how to collapse). We're financially better now, which is SUPER cool. That starving artist theme just wasn't working for me anymore. LOL

What have you been working on lately?

Yay! You're still here and not posting! :hug:

I gave myself the morning and tonight off. I wanted to rest my brain for a bit and to spend time with the husband tonight. How you been?

Thank you!
The 30s are a magical number apparently.
Yes, your life will end. The good thing is that children have small hands and can be trained to pick pockets and slip into unlocked windows really easily. And keep in mind that little hands can hold nails and even sheets of drywall whenever future home renovations are needed.

That makes me sad. Congrats on 9,999 though!