Kilgore Trout

I think I remember you mentioning the house project before- cool! Congrats on that.
It is a time waster here. I stepped back on posting because of the time issues as well as the lackluster threads.
Things are hectic these days. The missus had her "I'm turning 34 this year and must have another kid before I'm 35" panic so I acquiesced. It took her 10 years to get me to agree to son #1, but only 2 years for the second one. So our second son was born in late June and we've had our hands full since. We both agree that our kid quota has now been filled.

Jesus, this VM reads like a Facebook entry or a blog now. :sorry:

Wassup with you?! Good to see you. I took a hiatus a couple of months back and saw you'd changed your name and gave RF a "peace out"- it was an unpleasant surprise. :sad:

I don't know if you noticed but someone has messed with your post count

Thanks, love. Everything is great. Been putting in 11-hour days, but I'm coming home crashing into bed talking about the day's events to Steve, and both of us oohing and aahing at how surreal it's getting. Lol

So far, I think I'm surrounding myself with the right people.

Miss you bunches. Hope you're doing well, you sorry excuse for a human being. :hugkiss:

No, no, no.

http://holycrapthatsfunny.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/doing_it_wrong_2.jpg

This message will self-destruct, but first you have to fill your computer case with gunpowder. Let me know when that's done.

Ooooooh this page is haunted :eek:
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Decepticon baby.

:curtsy:

Don't feel too bad. I have blond moments more often than I care to admit.

That normally happens after seeing you in pain.

*dreamy sigh* Much better.

Then go away. :slap:

Zagnibble. *dreamy sigh*

LOL

Looks like you're the one who's really dealing with it.

Hello, I'm curious what erotic is for you for that is one of my favorite words yet is still quite a mystery and will continue to be an unraveling, unfolding one. But, I still wanna know what you have to say about erotic-ness. it matters what you think afterall.

If there's any left... I'm something of a pyromaniac despotic Dark Lord

Oh you're completely wrong, I'm corrupt to the core. It's MINE, and so is all of Middle-Earth soon!!

No, you fool! It's the One Ring!

Pfft! I feign unimpressed-ness!

Fine, next riddle.

What have I got in my pocket?

Ok Mr. Liar Paradox.

You're trapped in a room with two doors, which are the only way out. Between the doors are two guardian demons. If you open the wrong door, fire will come out and the demons will kill you.

One demon always tells the truth and the other demon always tells lies. (Obviously you don't know which is which, either).

You're allowed to ask one of the demons one question about which door is the correct door.

What do you ask to be sure which door is the correct door?