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  1. Obsydian

    Never Have I Ever: Obsydian Edition

    In that case... Make me a cocktail containing all three. Go heavy on the perfume, though. I want my breathe to smell thick with the essence of Justin Bieber.
  2. Obsydian

    Never Have I Ever: Obsydian Edition

    Nope. I did shaving right the first time. Now waxing... that's a different story. Never have I ever been summoned like Beetlejuice. *chugs* What are we drinking, btw?
  3. Obsydian

    2009 Social issue question?

  4. Obsydian

    The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread 3!

    I'll do what I do at the grocery store when something is too rich for my blood... Fish it out of the trash once it's discarded.
  5. Obsydian

    The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread 3!

    Trump being too old is the only reason you wouldn't want to be with him? You may want to consider a more appropriate dress for when you walk down the aisle with Alex, maybe the dress Tiana wore in "The Princess and the Frog", because...
  6. Obsydian

    The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread 3!

    Lucky me. I don't look as good in my own blood as other people do theirs. Happy birthday and thanks for the cake.
  7. Obsydian

    The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread 3!

    Your wedding to Donald Trump or Alex Jones?
  8. Obsydian

    The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread 3!

    I never assumed you were cheap. That was meant to imply that I've paid for human secretions before, just not at that high of a price tag. I'm gonna see how much Estro is charging and I'll get back with you. That, or I'll just ask @AT-AT. He'd provide his to me for free.
  9. Obsydian

    The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread 3!

    I've never paid that much for human secretions. Do you accept coupons?
  10. Obsydian

    The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread 3!

    You didn't get me a cake so I'm taking hers.
  11. Obsydian

    The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread 3!

    I didn't even pay that much for the psychomagnotheric slime from Ghostbusters II. How does yours top that?
  12. Obsydian

    The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread 3!

    And dancing naked at that, it seems. Does keeping your mouth open as you swish your hips help the fat escape faster?
  13. Obsydian

    The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread 3!

    You underestimate my ability to con food from people. As for your strict diet of pie... A moment on the lips is a lifetime on the hips.
  14. Obsydian

    The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread 3!

    I thought everybody was on that list?
  15. Obsydian

    The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread 3!

    So you made me a strawberry tart and fed it to someone else? You're terrible at gift-giving.
  16. Obsydian

    The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread 3!

    That's nice of you to say, but where's my gift?
  17. Obsydian

    The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread 3!

    Good luck trying to pass the pie pan.
  18. Obsydian

    The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread 3!

    Jerk.
  19. Obsydian

    The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread 3!

    I don't ask. I take what I want.
  20. Obsydian

    Another member of the squad pro-terrorist.

    Sober at an Oktoberfest and taking on a group of rugby players? Full story required.
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