Obsydian
Well-Used Member
I'll do what I do at the grocery store when something is too rich for my blood...
Fish it out of the trash once it's discarded.
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Fish it out of the trash once it's discarded.
Pope Could Soon Say 'I Do' to Married Priests...
Shouldn't he let them start dating first?
Shouldn't he let them start dating first?
I mean...he has realized that the RCC has become a gay brothel....
He hopes to push heterosexual men into priesthood...by allowing them to marry.
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Would you date one of them...provided they're dateworthy?I mean...he has realized that the RCC has become a gay brothel....
He hopes to push heterosexual men to priesthood...by allowing them to marry.
Wu Wei
ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
I didn't read the article and the reason is, if I did, I probably could not ask this question..... are these married priest married to each other or is it something else....nudge nudge wink wink say no more
I prefer a heterosexual baker...not a priest
Wu Wei
ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
I see that you have a vested interest in the matter.
But of course, I am the Minister at the Mauling Green Chapel and Bear Buffet
PoetPhilosopher
Veteran Member
That would make sense. The bear performs the wedding for free, then at the reception, he has a big supper, before the couple has a chance to file for divorce.
Wu Wei
ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
Never had one couple, that was married at my Chapel, get a divorce...pretty dang proud of my success rate
MikeDwight
Well-Known Member
Shadow Wolf
Certified People sTabber & Business Owner
I need to get up and moving. I've been trying, but overall I slept for about 12 hours, with a "break" when I got up at my normal work time and going back to bed once I felt woozy. I just finished breakfast, and I'm already back in bed, my back is starting to kill me from lying down for so long, and I feel mucus draining down my throat as i "finger swipe" this post out.
Wu Wei
ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
That bear can't speak on my behalf.....
Shadow Wolf
Certified People sTabber & Business Owner
Some will call it homicide, but I say bravo for discovering a means of testing the vow "till death do you part. Absolutely brilliant, I say! If they can make it through that together then they can make it through anything together!
Wu Wei
ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
What is this....Homicide that you speak of?
Shadow Wolf
Certified People sTabber & Business Owner
The hue-mahns have not lectured you on this? Apparently when you kill a certain "sweet spot number" of them you go from regular murderer to homicidal, but not mass murderer or serial killer yet. Or I think that's how it works. You could try being quiet for once and sneaking around to listen in on this stuff yourself, ya know. Or perturbed to let them capture you so you can learn that things, then turn them into flesh ribbons once you've heard what you need to hear.
Shadow Wolf
Certified People sTabber & Business Owner
Typically, I would find it immature to go on hating something I don't believe in. It seems like such a waste. Of everything. But yet at the same time it's so fun and gratifying.
Aye, a real bear would eat the tasty looking little man.
PoetPhilosopher
Veteran Member
Menard's understands your plight.
PoetPhilosopher
Veteran Member
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