The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread 3!

[Shadow Wolf]

Menard's understands your plight.

If they understood they would open a store here, because seriously I still don't know where to go for certain things. Most of its food. And then electronic bits and pieces. And then pretty much just about almost everything else so I can go to one store instead of several.

 

[PoetPhilosopher]

If they understood they would open a store here, because seriously I still don't know where to go for certain things. Most of its food. And then electronic bits and pieces. And then pretty much just about almost everything else so I can go to one store instead of several.

Maybe we just didn't believe in them hard enough. Let's all stand in an empty corn field with money waving in the air. They might show up.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

Aye, a real bear would eat the tasty looking little man.

No, no, no, you have to eat her first, in front of him, so you can break the man and make him feel weak, useless, and totally emasculated. It's the only proper way to prepare make meat for optimizing "sweetness of tears and sorrow." Plus it gives some time for testosterone levels to go down so the meat wont be as tough.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

Maybe we just didn't believe in them hard enough. Let's all stand in an empty corn field with money waving in the air. They might show up.

Wu's the one you have to convince. Overall, I miss Menards and I miss Meijer. They tend to have these things called "real grocery stores" here instead.

 

[Revoltingest]

Wu's the one you have to convince. Overall, I miss Menards and I miss Meijer. They tend to have these things called "real grocery stores" here instead.

We have "grocery stores" too.
That's the name we give to food vendors with
poor selections of building supplies & tools.

 

[Wu Wei]

The hue-mahns have not lectured you on this? Apparently when you kill a certain "sweet spot number" of them you go from regular murderer to homicidal, but not mass murderer or serial killer yet. Or I think that's how it works. You could try being quiet for once and sneaking around to listen in on this stuff yourself, ya know. Or perturbed to let them capture you so you can learn that things, then turn them into flesh ribbons once you've heard what you need to hear.

 

[PoetPhilosopher]

Eh. Some people consider understanding what they're eating to be a good thing.

 

[Revoltingest]

Drag show for children draws dozens of participants despite protests...

 

[Estro Felino]

Finally the Minister of Education will remove crucifixes from classrooms

 

[Shadow Wolf]

Eh. Some people consider understanding what they're eating to be a good thing.

Food?

 

[sun rise]

If they understood they would open a store here, because seriously I still don't know where to go for certain things. Most of its food. And then electronic bits and pieces. And then pretty much just about almost everything else so I can go to one store instead of several.

That's what Walmart offers as far as I know. I've been in one once.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

That's what Walmart offers as far as I know. I've been in one once.

Walmart can go jump off a cliff and die, it ain't got **** on Menards.

 

[Rival]

Had another dream about arguing with a teacher. I was fired in this dream for breaking a fountain.

 

[sun rise]

Walmart can go jump off a cliff and die, it ain't got **** on Menards.

I ain't gonna argue with you on that one.

 

[Brickjectivity]

Life on capital hill must be very strange for those who are proud of a democratic form of government.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

Had another dream about arguing with a teacher. I was fired in this dream for breaking a fountain.

Was the fountain last guilty of preserving the life of your foe?

 

[Rival]

Was the fountain last guilty of preserving the life of your foe?

My friends I were sitting on a stair like decorative structure surrounding it waiting for our dinner break to end and when we jumped off it broke. I was fired even though I politely apologised. I was then engaged in a shouting match with the headmaster because I thought that was bull****.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

My friends I were sitting on a stair like decorative structure surrounding it waiting for our dinner break to end and when we jumped off it broke. I was fired even though I politely apologised. I was then engaged in a shouting match with the headmaster because I thought that was bull****.

Ok. So, it being your dream, anything fun going on your dungeons torture room over this slight against you? Dream or not, you can't let a worm like that push you around.

 

[Rival]

Ok. So, it being your dream, anything fun going on your dungeons torture room over this slight against you? Dream or not, you can't let a worm like that push you around.

I like to be tortured, but doesn't work the other way

 

[sun rise]

Life on capital hill must be very strange for those who are proud of a democratic form of government.

If I needed a reminder, twitter is a swamp as I learned when someone posted that every gun owner and every soldier was on the right's side and would start shooting if Trump was impeached. People take their dark fantasies seriously there.

I needed to listen to this to draw my mind back from contemplating the Götterdämmerung