I'm sure you can come up with a more convincing lie than that. I'm not one to put myself in a dangereous situation, especially if I'm wearing high heels. (Wearing those are dangerous enough.)
I thought this was going to be a sexual topic because of the title name and you inviting me to discuss it.
All I have to say is I never would have bought that unless it was drastically reduced. I would have gone dumpster diving to see if I could find the veggies for free or to the local flea...
I've actually seen that. They're the most paired gay couple in all of Trek. (Mainly by women.) They don't do anything for me, though. I'm not a fan of the original series.
I can't even paint straight. I'll give it a try, though. I hope you have a range of colors, I'm going to attempt to paint the bear pride flag for Enoch.