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  1. Tomef

    Stupid Thread Ideas

    Heresy!
  2. Tomef

    Things I Learned on RF Today

    Pizza, digging the garden, and the pleasure of high quality socks are all substitutes for bonking.
  3. Tomef

    Things I Learned on RF Today

    Women are doomed to be forever lost in darkness and confusion, for they reject the illumination of invisible masculinity.
  4. Tomef

    What are the best and worst things about heaven?

    If it existed, it sounds so unutterably dull that after a few thousand years people would be begging for death. For the second point, a fair number of people have wasted their lives in pursuit of it.
  5. Tomef

    Things I Learned on RF Today

    Bears are moving in on the spelling bee.
  6. Tomef

    Trump Voter Assaults Elderly Poll Worker in Texas

    I think you’ll find it has been proven by continual assertion that the moving of votes in boxes, in envelopes in boxes, in certain patterns, like bees, has been shown by people saying it happens to move the ink from Trump votes, across the page, inside the envelope.
  7. Tomef

    What are the best and worst things about heaven?

    1, it doesn’t exist, and 2, it doesn’t exist.
  8. Tomef

    No association game

    Untied laces
  9. Tomef

    No association game

    Living in a
  10. Tomef

    Evolution, maybe someone can explain?

    You live on one.
  11. Tomef

    CNN screws up and plays the wrong clip.

    I think I’ve figured out what Trump means by ‘the weave’. Just vomit up a stream of random, meaningless associations and at a certain point people will realise you have no idea what you mean but a certain demographic (including Trump) will think it sounds clever.
  12. Tomef

    Trump Voter Assaults Elderly Poll Worker in Texas

    I feel a mail-in vote rave coming on. Can people bring their own prams?
  13. Tomef

    How can you tell if a Prophet is true?

    It’s a way of getting people to think they understand something when they don’t.
  14. Tomef

    Mansplaining the Metaphysics of Masculinity.

    Well, I like bananas, so perhaps I’m biased. Some primates are pretty handy when it comes to howling and throwing things, I’ve never seen a spider do that. If they could, things would escalate pretty quickly, with all those arms. Might be why we haven’t been contacted by any off world spider...
  15. Tomef

    Trump Voter Assaults Elderly Poll Worker in Texas

    But mail in votes are, like, put in an envelope, then they are posted, like in the mail, and then they get put in boxes, in trucks, and then they get counted, I mean, it’s just suspicious, you have to be a communist not to see that,
  16. Tomef

    Mansplaining the Metaphysics of Masculinity.

    Good name for a spider.
  17. Tomef

    Trump Voter Assaults Elderly Poll Worker in Texas

    ‘Tone down the violence’? What like only throw one punch?
  18. Tomef

    Mansplaining the Metaphysics of Masculinity.

    I hate having to explain a joke. The idea of conveying something via the power of ‘invisible masculinity’ made me think of one of my dogs staring at me like it wants to communicate something. Is it having a thought, or does it just want to take a ****? Does invisible masculine logic have...
  19. Tomef

    Mansplaining the Metaphysics of Masculinity.

    No the other inverse.
  20. Tomef

    Mansplaining the Metaphysics of Masculinity.

    Inverse.
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