Okay.. Okay, I admit it.. It was all an inside job.
George told me it wouldn't go this far, he sent me to the World Trade Center and because of his amazing intelligence and skill (George W Bush is one of the most intelligent people on the planet, and he accept the Lord, cant beat that) he told me which Bolts to unscrew, the rest happened by itself.
We told some muslims to bomb the building in the name of Allah, which they obviously did being Muslim as they wanted to end up with 72 virgins, or 74, I never remember, and then we supplied all the money they needed.
We did get some problems later on because, well, to tell you the truth, Cheney is a real sadist, he wanted to open a torture camp in Cuba so we could torture the muslims we pretended had planned and done it to us, I said Dick, it wont work, The Americna people would never accept the torturing of innocent people.. Well, as you know, I was wrong.
Well, that is pretty much it, I am sorry, I apologize to the Muslim community for the hundreds of thousands of men woman and children we murdered in the Middle East as we needed someone to blame, and I apologize to the American people for having to take time hating Muslims more then usual.
Now we can go back to hate our greatest allie through all of time and the nation that made us One Nation (Under God), the French.