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12 theories why creation is true.

gnostic

gnostic

The Lost One
The list actually make a lot of sense...if you have not slept in several days, and read sculelos' list while standing on your head and peeling & chopping onions :sad4: at the same time.
 
Zanuku

Zanuku

Member
gnostic said:
The list actually make a lot of sense...if you have not slept in several days, and read sculelos' list while standing on your head and peeling & chopping onions :sad4: at the same time.
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I've accomplished these tasks and it is still gibberish.

Maybe it will make more sense to he whom has not slept for 10 days while addicted to creepypasta's.
 
adi2d

adi2d

Active Member
Funny how some will talk bad about someone when he isn't here to defend himself
Like a bunch of gossip loving old ladies









:rolleyes:
 
gnostic

gnostic

The Lost One
zanuku said:
I've accomplished these tasks and it is still gibberish.

Maybe it will make more sense to he whom has not slept for 10 days while addicted to creepypasta's.
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Whatever floats your boat, man. :yes:
 
lewisnotmiller

lewisnotmiller

Grand Hat
Staff member
Premium Member
adi2d said:
Funny how some will talk bad about someone when he isn't here to defend himself
Like a bunch of gossip loving old ladies









:rolleyes:
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Well, to be fair, I talked bad about him directly to him, including suggesting he was a Poe (which I kinda don't think now, scarily), and asking if I could include some of his ramble as a sigline, since it was hilarious.
 
gnostic

gnostic

The Lost One
FranklinMichaelV.3 said:
False! YOU BLASPHEME! THE BIBLE GIVES AN ACCURATE DESCRIPTION OF CHERUBIMS!

Each of them had four faces and four wings, with straight feet with a sole like the sole of a calf's foot, and "hands of a man" under their wings. Each had four faces: The face of a man, the face of a lion on the right side, the face of an ox on the left side, and the face of an eagle. (Ezekiel 1:6-10)

From your mouth spills nothing but lies like the lips of the serpent that birth you!
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What???!!! :eek:

:biglaugh:
 
idav

idav

Being
Premium Member
Sculelos said:
4. The Biblical year is 5801 after creation proving carbon dating methology totally messed up.
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Carbon dating has proven itself reliable time and time again while the bible has yet to show evidence of a young earth. Stories about people hundreds of years old hardly counts as proof. Sedimentary rock also proves an older earth and fits very nicely with the evidence that dating methods provide. We have yet to find any evidence that all the creatures popped into existence all at once, such a thing should be easy to prove if it were the so.
 
RedJamaX

RedJamaX

Active Member
Sculelos said:
1. The Bible is true, this hinges on the idea that the Bible is fact and everything in the Bible that can be observed is historically and factually correct.

2. The Earth is not moving or rotating but the Air including outerspace air is moving around us.

3. The Sky and Earth is the World and the World is the Universe.

4. The Biblical year is 5801 after creation proving carbon dating methology totally messed up.

5. The World at one point in time used to be two pyramids back to back before it started curving and collapsed on itself. The top pyramid was the heavens and the bottom pyramid was the heavens, the middle was and is the Earth and people live on both sides.

6. If somethings not a plant, animal or human it is an angel.

7. Earth has 7 layers, 1 air, 1 ground, 1 water, 1 fire, 1 lightnings, 1 crystals, all combined form Earth.

8. Time is moving backwards slowly and is a figment of our imaginations, basically we have already died and are having our life played back in slow motion. 986 years to us is 1 day to God.

9. The Book of Enoch is the condensed 76 page version of the Whole Bible.

10. Plants can spawn insects and reptiles: Noah probably only took warmblooded animals with him and small rats and stuff on the Ark because all cold blooded insects and reptilles can be spawned by plants. (Spontanius mutation)

11. Dragons are hybrid animals that are formed by plant viruses that combine creatures together, this is centuars or sphinx or minitaurs or Murmaids or Giant Lions with wings!

12. Mankind was not created as Humans but as consious Energy that could shapeshift and think about thinking. God told mankind they could shift into any form except for human form because the day they changed into it they would be trapped as humans until the day they died and they would learn what good and evil and pain and suffering and pleasure and Love was.

Tell me what you guys thing about these.
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:facepalm:

....

Please tell me that you aren't capable of reproduction...
 
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philbo

High Priest of Cynicism
adi2d said:
20000 comedians out of work and amateurs keep trying to be funny :rolleyes:
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Oi, I run a comedy night every month, second one starting in October. I'm doing my bit to keep 'em going :)
Admittedly, my songs are funnier than my jokes.. but I'm getting there :)
 
I.S.L.A.M617

I.S.L.A.M617

Illuminatus
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