I guess I'll participate.
1. I love floppy-eared hound dogs. Have two bassets. They're worse than children.
2. I've never cheated on a girl, ever. There were a couple that I would've liked to, though.
3. I'm a 12 year old boy and a 50 year old man in the same body.
4. I do random, weird acts by myself. Sometimes, I'll be at home sitting in my drawers. There'll be a knock on the door. Instead of getting up and walking to the door, I'll wrap the covers around me like a cape and Batman dash to the door. I'll then open the door as if nothing strange had happened.
5. My wife and I have a whole role reversal thing going on. I'm the emotional, sensitive one. She's the cool-headed, matter-of-fact type. She calls me a drama queen. I call her a heartless *****.
6. At this point, all I can be is agnostic. So, I try to worship the Divine by treating my wife like a goddess. A woman's body is a holy place.
7. I'm terrified of spiders and I'm absolutely terrified of finding out that you're erased when you die.
8. Up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A, B, A, Start is the Konami code. Everyone needs to know this.
9. I learned all of my moral and ethical sense from fantasy literature. Not religion.
10. I don't believe the three greatest Jews were Abraham, Moses, and Jesus. I believe the three greatest Jews were Larry, Moe, and Curly.
11. I work as a Communications Officer (Dispatcher) for a local police department.
12. I eat pizza... a LOT.
13. My favorite president is Teddy Roosevelt. My favorite scientist is Nikola Tesla.
14. I tend to tear up during the sad or dramatic parts in movies. I usually yawn and pretend I'm sleepy.
15. I have a tattoo referencing Dungeons and Dragons.