Renji
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So true:yes:
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171 days left until Jesus' second coming
- Thread starter Skwim
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So true:yes:
I wish I could persuade people who believe they are going to know the exact date of the apocalypse to sign over their cars, house, and bank accounts to me by close the day before.
I would say that their last-minute generosity probably still counts for at least something, and hey -- I need a place to hide out as long as I can during the turmoil.
The next day I say "Whoops, guess you shouldn't have been so daft!"
I'd never actually do that though, I'm not mean enough. Oddly enough, I bet people who claim to have so much faith in this stuff wouldn't do it either. I wonder why :sarcastic
I would say that their last-minute generosity probably still counts for at least something, and hey -- I need a place to hide out as long as I can during the turmoil.
The next day I say "Whoops, guess you shouldn't have been so daft!"
I'd never actually do that though, I'm not mean enough. Oddly enough, I bet people who claim to have so much faith in this stuff wouldn't do it either. I wonder why :sarcastic
HonestJoe
Well-Known Member
In which case I think it would have been better to use "He's behind you!".
waitasec
Veteran Member
i wonder about that too
It's a deal! I will, I'll sign everything over.I wish I could persuade people who believe they are going to know the exact date of the apocalypse to sign over their cars, house, and bank accounts to me by close the day before.
I would say that their last-minute generosity probably still counts for at least something, and hey -- I need a place to hide out as long as I can during the turmoil.
The next day I say "Whoops, guess you shouldn't have been so daft!"
I'd never actually do that though, I'm not mean enough. Oddly enough, I bet people who claim to have so much faith in this stuff wouldn't do it either. I wonder why :sarcastic
Well, everything except my Windrunners....
Too soon?
Gloone
Well-Known Member
The apocalypse is already over. I think people are still trying to figure out what the hell is going on because of it.I wish I could persuade people who believe they are going to know the exact date of the apocalypse to sign over their cars, house, and bank accounts to me by close the day before.
I would say that their last-minute generosity probably still counts for at least something, and hey -- I need a place to hide out as long as I can during the turmoil.
The next day I say "Whoops, guess you shouldn't have been so daft!"
I'd never actually do that though, I'm not mean enough. Oddly enough, I bet people who claim to have so much faith in this stuff wouldn't do it either. I wonder why :sarcastic
Kilgore Trout
Misanthropic Humanist
God, I hope they're right this time. To get rid of all the bible-nuts in one fell swoop would be awesome. And just think of all the prime real estate that will be available once all that land doesn't need to wasted on churches anymore.
I really feel bad for people that fall for that stuff. And if the people predicting such things are serious rather than purposely misleading people for gain, then I feel bad for them as well.
I think the guy that predicts this should sell every single thing he has and stand with nothing but the clothes on his back on the day he predicts. Put his money where his mouth is.
I think the guy that predicts this should sell every single thing he has and stand with nothing but the clothes on his back on the day he predicts. Put his money where his mouth is.
Midnight Pete
Well-Known Member
It's a billboard in Nashville.
Midnight Pete
Well-Known Member
Dinner and drinks? No, the end of the world. When Jesus returns to Earth it will be at the end of the world, or so the Good Book says. Personally, I'm not holding my breath because the Good Book also says no one knows the day or hour of his return. Sorry, Nashville.
When Jesus returns, I plan to give him a tour of my garden.
Then he won't feel the need to end the world.
sandy whitelinger
Veteran Member
Did anyone mention yet that this is not Harold Camping's first attempt at predicting the Rapture?
sandy whitelinger
Veteran Member
What?
No millenial reign of Christ?I do believe you're the first. Apparently he wrote a book predicting the end in 1994?
Hm, wonder how that turned out.
I do believe you're the first. Apparently he wrote a book predicting the end in 1994?
Hm, wonder how that turned out.
A re-run of a July ode to dynamic prediction
To urge repentance using fear,
they say the end is almost here.
But then they must
their date adjust
to float so that it's always near.
Engyo
Prince of Dorkness!
Is it time to invest in these folks?
sandy whitelinger
Veteran Member
No, it's time to eat drink and be merry for tomorrow we die.
I've always liked the command from Ecclesiastes 2:24 KJV "There is nothing better for a man, than that he should eat and drink, and that he should make his soulenjoy good in his labour. This also I saw, that it was from the hand of God."
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