20 Years From Now...

[Terese]

After a few years spent endlessly debating Sunstone over the net on the merits of "Coffee versus Milk", @Terese decides to take matters to the next level by visiting Sunstone in Colorado in order to drive home the superiority of milk as a beverage of choice. Unfortunately, her tickets get messed up at the airport and she finds herself on a chartered flight to the UK with the Australian National Polka Dance Team. Once in the UK, she calls @Sakeenah to pick her up at the airport.

Sakeenah and Terese hit it off like sisters and decide to open a caramel cheesecake factory. They quickly prosper as droves of cafe and bistro owners beat a path to their factory door in order to place huge orders for the exquisite cakes.

With a portion of the profits they've made, the two spend their free time purchasing kittens over the net from American pet stores and having them anonymously shipped to Sunstone, who forever remains totally clueless about who are the true perpetrators of the horrifying cat deluge that soon infests his cottage.

Who knew getting a wrong ticket could cause so much fun horror!

 

[Revoltingest]

20 years from now, @Saint Frankenstein will throw his hat in the ring for the Republican
presidential nomination. Running on his strong conservative record as Senator from Texas,
he'll promise to make Americastan Great Again.

 

[Brickjectivity]

I will lash together a raft and sail off the edge of the world, assuming there is one.

 

[Thief]

After buying out the owner of the frame shop he works at, @Onyx enjoys several years of prosperity due to a shrewd business deal he has cut with Donald Trump to become the exclusive framer of all the massively huge portraits of Trump that Trump has ordered via Twitter to be placed in every US Post Office.

However, in a strange turn of events, Onyx decides to visit Sunstone in Colorado. While en route from Missouri to Colorado, he is picked up for speeding by @David1967 . The two soon exchange notes and realize that, while Onyx makes guitars, David sells them (when not working as a part time police officer). A partnership is formed, but business is slow.

In order to boost sales, the two hire @Thief to use his ninja like abilities to steal people's guitars, causing a sudden surge in replacement sales. The three cahooters enjoy a number of years of prosperity in this manner until it suddenly dawns on them that what they're doing is wrong. Ashamed of themselves and feeling guilty, they donate all the profits they've made from their illicit business to start a charitable organization exclusively dedicated to providing refuge to "Homeless and Wayward Dancing Girls", and are consequently later recognized as saints by their respective faiths.

with a HUGE supply of stolen guitars.....I flooded the market and made a lot of money

I then chose the very best of the dancing girls from the charity house ....and vanished once more

 

[Sunstone]

After a fateful miscommunication with his travel agent when trying to arrange a trip to the Holy River Ganges in India, @Vinayaka ends up on a sordid Mississippi Casino River Boat cruise where a string of luck at the gambling tables brings him a small fortune.

He invests the fortune in "Uncle Sunstone's Posh Mozambique Gentleman's Club" just before the business undergoes international expansion as a chain of strip joints. This lucky investment multiplies Vinayaka's fortune several-fold.

Now thinking to nobly benefit humanity by bringing the many advantages of fandango dancing to a wider audience, Vinayaka donates the bulk of his profits to a traveling band of fandango dancers, unaware that they are a front for @Sartre 's Red Menace Revolutionary Society.

The sudden infusion of cash into the Society in turn encourages them to open up a general Latin American Uprising that quickly topples several governments. Year's later, Vinayaka visits Venezuela only to be astonished that statues of him have been erected in nearly every city, town, and village as "Benefactor of the Revolution".

 

[Thief]

@Revoltingest was last seen selling haggis from the back of Mr. Van (so he calls it)

and got busted for a list of infractions....
no license to operate a diner truck
no health inspection certificate

and a list of customer's having to go to the hospital
and then filing complaint

 

[Revoltingest]

@Revoltingest was last seen selling haggis from the back of Mr. Van (so he calls it)

and got busted for a list of infractions....
no license to operate a diner truck
no health inspection certificate

and a list of customer's having to go to the hospital
and then filing complaint

Haggis is not for those of weak constitution!