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7-11: The Slushiest Proof of God

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angellous_evangellous

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Oh thank heaven for 7-11.

Their slushies are the best proof of God. Yummy, sticky, sweet and sometimes fruity.

AND you can re-use their BigGulp cups for just about anything.

That's undeniable proof for God.
 
mickiel

mickiel

Well-Known Member
angellous_evangellous said:
Oh thank heaven for 7-11.

Their slushies are the best proof of God. Yummy, sticky, sweet and sometimes fruity.

AND you can re-use their BigGulp cups for just about anything.

That's undeniable proof for God.
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I think taste , one of the incredible 5 senses, is proof of God, and I am going to go into the 5 senses as proof of God next year.

Peace.
 
Revoltingest

Revoltingest

Pragmatic Libertarian
Premium Member
If any other poster had made such a claim, I'd reject it out of hand.
But now I must seriously consider the sacredness of the Slushie.
 
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angellous_evangellous

Guest
Revoltingest said:
If any other poster had made such a claim, I'd reject it out of hand.

But now I must seriously consider the sacredness of the Slushie.
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I find it helps if I meditate on its goodness while staring at the mixer.
 
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angellous_evangellous

Guest
mickiel said:
Oh I am going to bring it, I have given my word not to post any more threads on the proofs of God this year, but I will most defintely post on the 5 senses as proof of God next year.

Defintely, you got my word on that.

Peace.
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God bless you
 
sojourner

sojourner

Annoyingly Progressive Since 2006
One has to wonder if Xy would have gotten further if the slushie were part of the Eucharist instead of wine... And perhaps Twinkies instead of bread...
 
9-10ths_Penguin

9-10ths_Penguin

1/10 Subway Stalinist
Premium Member
angellous_evangellous said:
Oh thank heaven for 7-11.

Their slushies are the best proof of God. Yummy, sticky, sweet and sometimes fruity.

AND you can re-use their BigGulp cups for just about anything.

That's undeniable proof for God.
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If slushies were from God, then you wouldn't end up with a block of flavourless ice at the end.
 
9-10ths_Penguin

9-10ths_Penguin

1/10 Subway Stalinist
Premium Member
sojourner said:
One has to wonder if Xy would have gotten further if the slushie were part of the Eucharist instead of wine...
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I've never heard any Christian group mention anything about temperature when they specify the form of the Eucharist. ;)

sojourner said:
And perhaps Twinkies instead of bread...
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If we're being true to the spirit of the 7-11, maybe one of those cheese & salsa-filled things that they cook on the hot dog rack... taquitos, right?
 
The_Evelyonian

The_Evelyonian

Old-School Member
It's a shame Dairy Queen isn't evidence of god. The Eucharist would be awesome if it involved a chocolate shake and a chili cheese hot dog. :drool:
 
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