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7-11: The Slushiest Proof of God

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Dirty Penguin

Master Of Ceremony
The slushie is free of carbs!

I believe some are the (Crystal Light) brand that contain sorbotol (A sugar alcohol). While these sugars are "0 cal" you still have to be careful because they come with their own set of issues..including (Splenda, Equal and Sweet & Low).

http://www.livestrong.com/thedailyp...es/food/7-11/crystal-light-raspberry-slushie/

7-11, some (maybe not all) still serve the traditional slurpee...boasting 170 to 230 or more calories and 40 or more carbs.

Calories in 7-Eleven Slurpee, Coca-Cola Classic flavored - Nutrition Facts, and Healthy Alternatives | LIVESTRONG.COM

The place is a death trap and one should exercise caution before entering their establishment.

Consider making your own slushie/slurpee at home and add Stevia for additional sweet taste (SweetLeaf Sweetener®)...

Live well peeps.....

IMO....:drool:
 
I believe some are the (Crystal Light) brand that contain sorbotol (A sugar alcohol). While these sugars are "0 cal" you still have to be careful because they come with their own set of issues..including (Splenda, Equal and Sweet & Low).

Calories in 7-Eleven Crystal Light Raspberry Slushie - Nutrition Facts, and Healthy Alternatives | LIVESTRONG.COM

7-11, some (maybe not all) still serve the traditional slurpee...boasting 170 to 230 or more calories and 40 or more carbs.

Calories in 7-Eleven Slurpee, Coca-Cola Classic flavored - Nutrition Facts, and Healthy Alternatives | LIVESTRONG.COM

The place is a death trap and one should exercise caution before entering their establishment.

Consider making your own slushie/slurpee at home and add Stevia for additional sweet taste (SweetLeaf Sweetener®)...

Live well peeps.....

IMO....:drool:


your irreverence makes me sick...
 

TEXASBULL

Member
It's because us Houstonians were considered unworthy to have such an awesome proof in our midst. :(


ahhh, but 7-11 was very prevalent in the 80"s when I was a kid, but then poof! gone just like that.

I guess common sense and rational thinking drove them out of business ;)
 

Dirty Penguin

Master Of Ceremony
ahhh, but 7-11 was very prevalent in the 80"s when I was a kid, but then poof! gone just like that.

I guess common sense and rational thinking drove them out of business ;)

They're still a hot item here in the DC metro area.

in my area we have many but one of the strangest sights is two of them side by side....:confused:
 

sojourner

Annoyingly Progressive Since 2006
They're still a hot item here in the DC metro area.

in my area we have many but one of the strangest sights is two of them side by side....:confused:
That would be a ... "14-22!"

Here where I live, we have what's called: Kum & Go :facepalm:
We refer to it as "Ejaculate & Evacuate" :foot:
 
They're still a hot item here in the DC metro area.

in my area we have many but one of the strangest sights is two of them side by side....:confused:

i'm gonna need a source on this. i dont believe you at all. (and i really just want to have a picture of two 7-11's next to each other.)
 
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Dirty Penguin

Master Of Ceremony
i'm gonna need a source on this. i dont believe you at all. (and i really just want to have a picture of two 7-11's next to each other.)

I've been looking for a pic but can't find one. I can certainly go by there and take one to show but in the mean time check this out. This is the website of a famous bar and grill in the area right next door to those 7-11s. Look at the driving directions description on their page.

Americas Bar & Grill, Manassas, VA Poker Tournaments
 

linwood

Well-Known Member
Oh thank heaven for 7-11.

Their slushies are the best proof of God. Yummy, sticky, sweet and sometimes fruity.

AND you can re-use their BigGulp cups for just about anything.

That's undeniable proof for God.

Technically "Slushies" are evidence of a false god found at Circle K stores.

"Slurpies" are undeniable proof of the "real" god found only at the Church of 7-11.

However belief in the 7-11 God is in rapid decline around my area evidenced by the rapid disappearance of the 7-11 churches.

I fear my friends and neighbors have been misled into a great blasphemy with these false "Slushies" and heretical Circle K churches.

It`s heart breaking.
 

sojourner

Annoyingly Progressive Since 2006
Technically "Slushies" are evidence of a false god found at Circle K stores.

"Slurpies" are undeniable proof of the "real" god found only at the Church of 7-11.

However belief in the 7-11 God is in rapid decline around my area evidenced by the rapid disappearance of the 7-11 churches.

I fear my friends and neighbors have been misled into a great blasphemy with these false "Slushies" and heretical Circle K churches.

It`s heart breaking.
In the hoary past, "Slushies" and "Slurpees" were unheard of. There was only the Almighty Icee at the Church of 7-11. Alas, the later gods of "Slushies" and "Slurpees" as worshiped in the heretical Circle K and Quik-Trip cults have all but eclipsed the once-proud religion of Icee. (I dare not even mention Casey's and Rapid Robert's!)
 
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