I just have a few, very pertinent questions for the Penguin:
1. Are these robots going to take over the world? Are they 3 Law compliant?
They're exceedingly friendly robots built by awesome kids. I'm not worried.
2. What is your favorite food?
Sushi.
3. If you could have any car you wanted for racing, what would it be?
A classic Mini. I still have plans to do that some day.
4. What is your signature dance move?
The Rum Shuffle.
5. If you were a pirate, what would be the name of your ship?
I've thought that if I ever got a yacht, I'd name it the
Boudica after the warrior queen who stood up to the Roman Empire. That would probably work.
6. If you could spend 3 months anywhere in the world, all expenses paid, where would you go?
Umm... I'd take it in chunks and do the
Mongol Rally, the
Rickshaw Run, the
Mototaxi Junket, the
Dakar Rally and just to relax a bit, the
Alcan 5000.
7. If you were a cereal, which would you be and why?
Harvest Crunch. Here's why:
Years ago, on the last night of a canoe trip in Algonquin Park, a bear ate our food (we had it strung between two trees and all that, but when they stand up on their hind legs, bears are
tall!). The next morning, we did the few-hour paddle back to our pickup point - my stomach was growling all the way. At the pickup point, there was a small store. The closest thing to food they had was Harvest Crunch and Pop-Tarts, so that's what we had. It was the first time I had tried either one, but at that moment, I thought they were the best thing I had ever tasted.
8. Just admit it. Bagged milk is weird.
Weird is relative. In a land of jugged milk, the bag of milk is king.
9. Were you always a humanist atheist? If not, what's your story?
I think aspects of it were there as far back as I can remember, but I didn't always identify myself as an atheist.
When I was really little, I got this idea in my head - I don't know how - that everyone belonged to some sort of religion, so since my grandmother's Baptist church was the only one I ever went to, I told people I was a Baptist if they asked.
After I was old enough to give the matter some thought, I didn't really say anything. I was pretty apathetic to religion - it was pretty much a non-issue, but if pressed, I'd call myself an agnostic: I didn't believe in God, but I felt like the word "atheist" was reserved for people who had really put serious thought into the matter, and I just didn't care.
Later, a few things happened in my life to make me examine belief, particularly my Catholic wife pushing me to try to become Catholic myself. At the end of the process, I found myself realizing that I identified more with "atheist" than "agnostic". My wife wasn't pleased.
Along the way while examining my beliefs, I came across the idea of humanism and thought, "yeah, that describes me", so I started calling myself a humanist.
10. What is your superhero power?
Turning money into noise.
(it's an auto racing joke, you see
)
11. What is one skill you think everyone should have?
Anyone who drives should be able to jump-start a car.