A Christian, a Muslim, and an Atheist Walk into a Bar...

[Terese]

I had a few sips when i was 18 at a friend's birthday party. It was horrid, and i almost died!

Ok i didn't die, but i never had a real interest in alcoholic beverages, and that night just cemented it.

 

[shunyadragon]

A Christian, a Muslim, and an Atheist Walk into a Bar...

The Muslim drank water. the Atheist got drunk, and the Christian walked on the water.

 

[Stanyon]

A Jew, a Prostitute, and a Catholic walk into a bar and the bartender says "what is this, some kind of a joke?"

 

[Saint Frankenstein]

Sounds like a great night. You're quite a lightweight if you're puking after 3 beers.

I last drank socially a couple weeks ago (lots of drinking at home since, however). But I'm going out with friends tomorrow night and have two bottles of wine at home.

Scratch that. They canceled. Another holiday alone. Oh, well. I have a couple bottles of wine waiting.

 

[lewisnotmiller]

No, this is not the start of a joke.

That was last night for me. I was the only one who got drunk, though. Threw up on the way home, but I enjoyed the time with my two friends. Now I'm recovering from a ginormous headache and horrific dizziness.

When was the last time you had a drinking night out?

Meh, I drink too much. Best you don't come out with me, big fella.