Fluffy
A fool
Hello and welcome my fellow God fearing men and women,
Soon one of the greatest victories in the fight for the protection of traditional American values will be won and marriage will be defined in our revered constitution to be between a man and a woman. The evils of same sex marriage and the travesties that it might have unleashed upon your dear nation (just look at what happened to the UK after it was legalised over here!) will have been defeated and we can finally breath a sigh of relief.
However, we must not allow our vigil in faith to become idle! Whilst the Marriage Amendment will indeed have defended the sanctity of the sacred ceremony from one area of moral defeciency, there is another that has already taken hold. Its roots are deep and we must attack now whilst our victory is fresh! I am of course talking about divorce, an evil that regularly makes a mockery of the most sacred of unions by daring to suggest that such a God blessed bond of flesh and spirt can actually be broken!
We must write to our local congressmen and encourage them to get a new vote set before the Senate. Except this time, instead of reserving marriage for merely those people who God has told us it is for, we must demand that a further amendment be made defining marriage not only to be between a man and a woman but also eternal and unbreakable. This is the only way we can ensure that couples do not take their vows lightly and fulfill God's will!
Respectfully,
Your brother in Christ,
Fluffy
Soon one of the greatest victories in the fight for the protection of traditional American values will be won and marriage will be defined in our revered constitution to be between a man and a woman. The evils of same sex marriage and the travesties that it might have unleashed upon your dear nation (just look at what happened to the UK after it was legalised over here!) will have been defeated and we can finally breath a sigh of relief.
However, we must not allow our vigil in faith to become idle! Whilst the Marriage Amendment will indeed have defended the sanctity of the sacred ceremony from one area of moral defeciency, there is another that has already taken hold. Its roots are deep and we must attack now whilst our victory is fresh! I am of course talking about divorce, an evil that regularly makes a mockery of the most sacred of unions by daring to suggest that such a God blessed bond of flesh and spirt can actually be broken!
We must write to our local congressmen and encourage them to get a new vote set before the Senate. Except this time, instead of reserving marriage for merely those people who God has told us it is for, we must demand that a further amendment be made defining marriage not only to be between a man and a woman but also eternal and unbreakable. This is the only way we can ensure that couples do not take their vows lightly and fulfill God's will!
Respectfully,
Your brother in Christ,
Fluffy