A Guy Says He Had a Heart Attack and Went to Hell in 2016. Here's What He Saw.

[ChristineM]

For @ChristineM....
Ole and Sven are standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up.
Lena walks up and asks what they're doing.
“Ve are supposed to find da height of da flagpole,” says Sven,
“but ve don’t haf da ladder.”
Lena takes a wrench from her purse, loosens a few bolts, and lays the pole down.
Then she takes a tape measure from her pocket, takes a measurement, announces,
“Eighteen feet, six inches”, and walks away.
Ole shakes his head and laughes. “Ain’t dat just like a voman!
Ve ask for da height and she gives us da length!”

Ok, you made it, that one is ok.

 

[Revoltingest]

For @ChristineM....
Ole and Sven are standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up.
Lena walks up and asks what they're doing.
“Ve are supposed to find da height of da flagpole,” says Sven,
“but ve don’t haf da ladder.”
Lena takes a wrench from her purse, loosens a few bolts, and lays the pole down.
Then she takes a tape measure from her pocket, takes a measurement, announces,
“Eighteen feet, six inches”, and walks away.
Ole shakes his head and laughes. “Ain’t dat just like a voman!
Ve ask for da height and she gives us da length!”

Finally!
@ChristineM experiences humor!

I knew a guy named Ole up in Minnesota.
(To properly pronounce that state, ya gotta stretch out the "o".)
But his wife wasn't named Lena.
He ran the Lake Bemidji hot air engine show.

 

[ChristineM]

Finally!
@ChristineM experiences humor!

I knew a guy named Ole up in Minnesota.
(To properly pronounce that state, ya gotta stretch out the "o".)
But his wife wasn't named Lena.
He ran the Lake Bemidji hot air engine show.

I am known for my love of humour, but @Revoltingest jokes don't always pass muster

And you got a like because there is no informative

 

[Revoltingest]

I am known for my love of humour, but @Revoltingest jokes don't always pass muster

And you got a like because there is no informative

Wimin are known for their lack of humor.
They notoriously don't appreciate...

 

[ChristineM]

Wimin are known for their lack of humor.
They notoriously don't appreciate...

Nah, it's typically more advanced than @Revoltingest humour

 

[Revoltingest]

Nah, it's typically more advanced than @Revoltingest humour

Absurd, when I try to think of any great
female comedians, they're all male.

 

[ChristineM]

Absurd, when I try to think of any great
female comedians, they're all male.

Thats because you spelled it wrong. Should be comedienne

Google lists a few
great comedienne - Google Search

 

[Revoltingest]

Thats because you spelled it wrong. Should be comedienne

Google lists a few
great comedienne - Google Search

You're so old school.
Gender specific terms for comedians has long fallen out of favor.
Same for "actor" replacing "actress', eg, the Film Actors Guild.
Or "carpenter" replacing "carpentress".

 

[ChristineM]

You're so old school.
Gender specific terms for comedians has long fallen out of favor.
Same for "actor" replacing "actress', eg, the Film Actors Guild.
Or "carpenter" replacing "carpentress".

Old school often returns better results as is the case in this case.
Abd of course some languages are very gender specific.

 

[Revoltingest]

Old school often returns better results as is the case in this case.
Abd of course some languages are very gender specific.

Needless complexity.
And inconsistency, eg,

Why "the girl" is "das Mädchen" and not "die Mädchen"?​

Hence the superiority of English & Chinese.

BTW, I noticed that you missed the joke, "Film Actors Guild".
More proof that wimin have no sense of humor.

 

[ChristineM]

Needless complexity.
And inconsistency, eg,

Why "the girl" is "das Mädchen" and not "die Mädchen"?​

Hence the superiority of English & Chinese.

BTW, I noticed that you missed the joke, "Film Actors Guild".
More proof that wimin have no sense of humor.

Complexity yes but that's how it is.

Oh was that a joke?

 

[Revoltingest]

Oh was that a joke?

Your not being a fan of Team America: World Police is just more proof.