A horrible, but completely true confession

[Wirey]

Every time I visit a co-worker at their home I make a point of asking to use their washroom. Once inside, I rub their toothbrush on my scrotum so that if we get into an argument at work I can accurately refer to them as "Scrotum Breath". Completely true, and I did it last night.

 

[4consideration]

Just when I think I should really just not say things sometimes...how much better off everyone would be if I just didn't say what I was thinking...just when I was thinking I was probably starting something around here that didn't need starting...and was feeling slightly embarrassed for what I said a few minutes ago...I read this.

Thank you, Wirey.

BTW, sorry, but Mr. 4Con and I find it necessary to cancel dinner plans with you tonight.

 

[columbus]

Every time I visit a co-worker at their home I make a point of asking to use their washroom. Once inside, I rub their toothbrush on my scrotum so that if we get into an argument at work I can accurately refer to them as "Scrotum Breath". Completely true, and I did it last night.

All I know about you is from RF.
But that is enough to be confident that you have "enjoyed" many a drink or dish that some guy stirred with his penis.
For the same reason you are doing it.
Tom

 

[Deidre]

Snowmen have a scrotum? I learn something new every day here ....

 

[sun rise]

I almost posted something that would have lowered the tenor of this thread.

 

[Brickjectivity]

What's a toothbrush?

 

[Revoltingest]

Every time I visit a co-worker at their home I make a point of asking to use their washroom. Once inside, I rub their toothbrush on my scrotum so that if we get into an argument at work I can accurately refer to them as "Scrotum Breath". Completely true, and I did it last night.

Did you know that I visited you in the hospital while you were in dreamland, toejam breath?

 

[Revoltingest]

What's a toothbrush?

It's what rural Canuckistanians use to brush their tooth.
(In Revoltistan, we use a "teethbrush".....monthly.)

 

[InsaneChaote]

That's horrible!

H*** no! That is f***ing amazing! We gotta do that!

If I get fired than we will not have enough money for you to keep taking MMA courses.

Ugh!!!

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

I almost posted something that would have lowered the tenor of this thread.

I'm pretty certain that that would not be possible, but please don't prove me wrong.

 

[Wu Wei]

Well this post is proof that I made the right choice in saying no to the job Wirey was talking about

 

[Brickjectivity]

So all I have to do is use a toothbrush and I get to work for Wirey?

 

[Wu Wei]

No, but if you work for Wirey, you better hide your toothbrush

 

[columbus]

No, but if you work for Wirey, you better hide your toothbrush

Why?
Not everybody thinks scrotum breath is a bad thing. Wirey has lots of gay men for friends. Maybe this is his way of being nice.
Ya never know what, or if, wirey is thinking. Unless he just pukes it out on the internet, and then I would be careful.
Tom

 

[Thief]

I can't confess anything here at the forum.
such posting is against the rules.

 

[Brickjectivity]

I can't confess anything here at the forum.
such posting is against the rules.

C'mon Thief. You're going to jail whether you talk or not.

 

[Thief]

C'mon Thief. You're going to jail whether you talk or not.

Thief is ninja!
should anyone learn my past or my whereabouts.....
I would have to....
do my thing

 

[Thief]

ok fine....in my youth....I was a nerd.

I read encyclopedias as a hobby
and chess was a board game.

 

[Wu Wei]

I use to read dictionaries when I worked third shift...... and then there was this time in Hawaii..... with a garden weasel...... can't go back there......but...I have already said to much

 

[Thief]

yeah...a bear and his weasel....
sounds repulsive...