I am starting a new religion, it's called 'Get it all for $100'
I will guarantee to get you into heaven or anyplace else you would like to
go when you die, and you can have anything you want when you get there,anything,
all you need do is send me $100, for that you can have anything you want, be anything,
sit where you like, have sex with anything you like, and that's no all, no praying, bowing,
chanting, singing praises, no special clothes, hats, beards or dreadlocks, foods, eat what you like, and if you feel like going early, be my guest, whenever you feel like going, go.
and like every other religion on this planet I will make you this promise.
If I do not deliver on any of the promises I have made, come back and I will give you your
money back.....
I will guarantee to get you into heaven or anyplace else you would like to
go when you die, and you can have anything you want when you get there,anything,
all you need do is send me $100, for that you can have anything you want, be anything,
sit where you like, have sex with anything you like, and that's no all, no praying, bowing,
chanting, singing praises, no special clothes, hats, beards or dreadlocks, foods, eat what you like, and if you feel like going early, be my guest, whenever you feel like going, go.
and like every other religion on this planet I will make you this promise.
If I do not deliver on any of the promises I have made, come back and I will give you your
money back.....