A Priest, A Rabbit and A Minister...

[spiritual5142]

 

[Brickjectivity]

A joke about walking into bars walks into a bar and says "This joke is on me."

 

[RabbiO]

The way I heard it the three walk into a bar and the rabbit says, "I think I'm a typo."

 

[Dan From Smithville]

I was not created by autocorrect or the accident of a typo. I reject that theory.

 

[Dan From Smithville]

I do like the size of the beers though. I generally prefer a small one like that.

 

[Mock Turtle]

A rabbi and a priest are involved in a head-on collision between their two cars. After they both manage to crawl out of the wreckage, the rabbi looks at the priest and says: "Look at that! Both of our cars are completely demolished, and yet here we are alive and well! This must be a sign from God that we should become good friends!" The priest looks at the damage and agrees.

The rabbi then grabs something from his destroyed car and says: "And look at that, even though everything in my car is destroyed, this bottle of expensive wine is not broken. This is also a sign from God that we should open it now and drink together to celebrate our new friendship!". The priest agrees.

The rabbi then hands the wine bottle to the priest who swallows a few gulps and then hands it back to the rabbi. The rabbi immediately puts the bottle cap on and hands it back to the priest. The priest, confused, asks "Aren't you going to drink some?" The rabbi then says "You know... I think I'll wait for the police to arrive!"

 

[Harel13]

The rabbi than hands the wine bottle to the priest who swallows a few gulps and then hands it back to the rabbi. The rabbi immediately puts the bottle cap on and hands it back to the priest. The priest, confused, asks "Aren't you going to drink some?" The rabbi than says "You know... I think I'll wait for the police to arrive!"

@rosends a crack about Stam Yeinam would be appropriate here...