mistoftime
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The oldest computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve, it was an Apple, but with a limited memory, one byte and it crashed.
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A religious joke
- Thread starter mistoftime
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BSM1
What? Me worry?
Thief
Rogue Theologian
oh no.....
they ate the mushrooms
and then the dreamscape took over
and here we are
most of us living in some kind of fantasy
sins of the parents
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Audie
Veteran Member
Thought it was something about an apple in one hand, a wang in the other.
Audie
Veteran Member
Cop pulls the known moonshiner over.
You seem like you are riding low in the back
there, whatcha got in the trunk?
"Just bottled water!"
Cop opens a bottle, sniffs.
This smells more like wine than water, to me.
Moonshiner falls to his knees, hands clasped,
head uplifted.
"Thank God for Jesus, He's done it again!!"
You seem like you are riding low in the back
there, whatcha got in the trunk?
"Just bottled water!"
Cop opens a bottle, sniffs.
This smells more like wine than water, to me.
Moonshiner falls to his knees, hands clasped,
head uplifted.
"Thank God for Jesus, He's done it again!!"
Not a wang but a talking snake
Audie
Veteran Member
talking snake is not a computer brand
It was certainly the mushrooms that made her see things differently.
We Never Know
No Slack
A preacher is walking to church one day and is stopped by a prostitute.
She says " hey father how about a quicky for $50". He says no thanks and walks on.
On the next street he is stopped by another prostitute who also says "hey father how about a quicky for $50". He says no thanks and hurry's on to church.
When he gets to church he's feeling confused so he calls the head nun in and says "sister what is a quicky?" She replies "now now father, it's $50 same as on the street.
She says " hey father how about a quicky for $50". He says no thanks and walks on.
On the next street he is stopped by another prostitute who also says "hey father how about a quicky for $50". He says no thanks and hurry's on to church.
When he gets to church he's feeling confused so he calls the head nun in and says "sister what is a quicky?" She replies "now now father, it's $50 same as on the street.
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It was the first computer, followed by the Ark running Windows Nimrod which had problems with flooding. Every once in a while it would sink, but you could re-float it. Windows Chariot was an improvement but kept running into the sea.
dybmh
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What happened to you, man? Where's the smile, the beard?
Your post read very.... ummmm bald and pointy.
Are you joining a vulcan swim team or something?
dybmh
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The Anointed
Well-Known Member
Nope! Eve was talking to the spiritual Godhead of the Most High species to have developed on earth before mankind, which species had ruled the earth for over three million years, it was after that, when the godhead to the upright walking reptiles had been cursed that the reptile species became snakes and were forced to crawl in the dust of the earth.
