Absolute Arbiter

[Wirey]

I, Wirey the Great (I used to actually be Dr. Wirey) know the answers to all conflicts. Watch:

Go Yankees, die Red Sox.

Like that. If you have any conflicts requiring resolution, please post it and I'll let you know who's right. Answers guaranteed to be 100% correct or @Deidre will cheerfully refund your money.

 

[Revoltingest]

I can barely recall your Dr Wirey days.
But I remember that you had an imitator who aped your moniker.
What a dirt bag!

Were those day the golden age of posting or the barren wasteland?

 

[Deidre]

lol suuuure....leave the refunds to me.

 

[Wirey]

I can barely recall your Dr Wirey days.
But I remember that you had an imitator who aped your moniker.
What a dirt bag!

Were those day the golden age of posting or the barren wasteland?

Completely tartan covered double coiler producing Pope meeting golden days.

 

[Revoltingest]

Pyramid powered too!

 

[dust1n]

There's a train about to run over the most important person in world. I have a switch that will divert that train but kill 20 entirely unimportant Canadians in the process.

What should I do?

 

[Wirey]

There's a train about to run over the most important person in world. I have a switch that will divert that train but kill 20 entirely unimportant Canadians in the process.

What should I do?

Steer it away from me and into those filthy Canucks.

 

[dust1n]

Steer it away from me and into those filthy Canucks.

I failed to mention you were in the group of 20 Canucks, and the most important person in this scenario was Justin Trudeau.

 

[Deidre]

what's an arbiter again? ^_^

 

[icehorse]

where did I leave my wool socks?

 

[Revoltingest]

Wirey, Wirey, in the stall,
who's the fairest jerk of all?

 

[Papoon]

Why do They ?

 

[4consideration]

I know I shouldn't even ask this question, because guys get all bothered and feel upset when they have to answer questions about jeans...and whether or not they make a butt look big, but I'm going to do it anyway.

Do these jeans make @Revoltingest 's butt look big?

 

[Revoltingest]

I know I shouldn't even ask this question, because guys get all bothered and feel upset when they have to answer questions about jeans...and whether or not they make a butt look big, but I'm going to do it anyway.

Do these jeans make @Revoltingest 's butt look big?

I'd like to know the answer too!

 

[Wirey]

where did I leave my wool socks?

Under @Brickjectivity bed. Nasty, that.

 

[Wirey]

Wirey, Wirey, in the stall,
who's the fairest jerk of all?

Many can jerk, some more, some less
But the jerkiest of all is @Revoltingest

 

[Wirey]

I know I shouldn't even ask this question, because guys get all bothered and feel upset when they have to answer questions about jeans...and whether or not they make a butt look big, but I'm going to do it anyway.

Do these jeans make @Revoltingest 's butt look big?

No, they merely point out the truth.

 

[columbus]

I know I shouldn't even ask this question, because guys get all bothered and feel upset when they have to answer questions about jeans...and whether or not they make a butt look big, but I'm going to do it anyway.

Do these jeans make @Revoltingest 's butt look big?

Are big, hairy, masculine butts, barely covered by a bit of tartan wool kilt, a problem?
Why so?
I like them. Want me to tell you a story?
Tom

 

[Brickjectivity]

Under @Brickjectivity bed. Nasty, that.

Whut whut whut?

 

[Wirey]

Whut whut whut?

Trust me, burn those pillow cases.