Absolute Proof Jesus Does Not Save!

[Sunstone]

If it really is true that Jesus saves, why is there no mention in the Bible of his using discount coupons? Also it is widely said he paid the price for our sins, but no one says anything about his getting a good deal on them.

I bet you can't answer that, Mister or Miz Theist smarty-pants! Check and mate!

 

[Sunstone]

I win!!!!

 

[Splarnst]

Well, it doesn't say he didn't use coupons! So there!

 

[Engyo]

Jesus Saves, and Esposito scores on the rebound!

 

[More In Common]

Haha, very funny!

I think many of us take our religion too seriously sometimes; it should be fun and even funny. Thanks for an easy laugh..

 

[Me Myself]

How many times do I have to tell people, Jesus is not cheap, he is FREE

 

[Sunstone]

How many times do I have to tell people, Jesus is not cheap, he is FREE

But is he a shrewd shopper? That is the question.

 

[Me Myself]

Well... he did bamboozled me for my sins.

I want my sins back

 

[Dirty Penguin]

I heard he frequently stands in the (20 Items Or Less) line with 144,000 items in his basket.....

 

[9Westy9]

If it really is true that Jesus saves, why is there no mention in the Bible of his using discount coupons? Also it is widely said he paid the price for our sins, but no one says anything about his getting a good deal on them.

I bet you can't answer that, Mister or Miz Theist smarty-pants! Check and mate!

There may be no biblical evidence for him saving, but he was outraged by the prices of items in the temple. Why else would he overturn the table and chase them all away?

In matthew 21:13-17 we see clear evidence that Jesus saved

13 He said to them, “It is written, ‘My house shall be called a house of prayer,’ but you make it a den of robbers.”

This shows that the sellers prices were so ridiculous that they were 'robbing' people.

14 And the blind and the lame came to him in the temple, and he healed them.

The prices we're so extortionate that people were going blind and lame with shock!!! It required some seriously low low prices to cure them. Luckily the great redeemer was on hand.

15 But when the chief priests and the scribes saw the wonderful things that he did, and the children crying out in the temple, “Hosanna to the Son of David!” they were indignant, 16 and they said to him, “Do you hear what these are saying?” And Jesus said to them, “Yes; have you never read,

“‘Out of the mouth of infants and nursing babies
you have prepared praise’?”

This shows the fulfilment of a prophecy where infants and nursing babies praised Jesus for saving them from the high prices

17 And leaving them, he went out of the city to Bethany and lodged there.

This is the killer. Jesus didn't like the prices of lodging so much that he went to another town to find cheaper lodging.