Despite the fact that I am sure I come off as a total @ssh0le most of the time (and may be one, for all I know), there is nothing much I enjoy more than when this happens.
I vaguely recall you sometimes coming across as miffed & aggressive,
but hey, you're just normal in this regard. You've always been friendly,
mirthful & interesting to me. And you don't bully us lowly engineers.
That's why you shan't stay away too long.
I won't allow it!
Besides, too many of my other favorite scientists are away right now
(Painted Wolf, Meow Mix, & I forget a few others).