AI is scary powerful. It appears that the future is fake.
Prompt: write quarter calls that include offerings to the fairies
GPT-4: Sure, here are four quarter calls that include offerings to the fairies:
For the North:
"Hail to the guardians of the earth,
the spirits of the rocks and stones.
We offer you crystals and gems of great worth,
and sweet honey cakes baked on ancient stones."
For the East:
"Greetings to the spirits of the air,
fairies of the wind and birds that soar.
We offer you feathers that we find with care,
and fragrant incense to bless and adore."
For the South:
"Blessed be the spirits of the fire,
fairies of the flame and the hearth.
We offer you red wine and a burning desire,
and fresh flowers to bring joy and mirth."
For the West:
"Salutations to the spirits of the water,
fairies of the lakes and the streams.
We offer you shells and pearls from the bottom,
and ripe fruits as sweet as a fairy's dreams."
Re-Prompt: make them comedic
GPT-4: Certainly, here are some comedic quarter calls with offerings to the fairies:
For the North:
"Oh spirits of the earth, you rock stars you,
we come bearing crystals, shiny and new.
We also have honey cakes, sweet as can be,
just like us when we're in a fairy-like glee!"
For the East:
"Greetings fairies of the air, we have to confess,
your wings and feathers make us quite envious.
But fear not, we come bearing gifts so divine,
fragrant incense to make the air sublime."
For the South:
"Oh fairies of the flame, we honor your heat,
and the warmth and light that you bring is oh so sweet.
We offer you red wine, fit for a king,
and fresh flowers that'll make your heart sing."
For the West:
"Water fairies, you must be quite refreshed,
with all the lakes and streams you have caressed.
We bring you gifts from the bottom of the sea,
shells and pearls, fit for a queen or a king, just like thee."
These things make me very uncomfortable.
Prompt: write quarter calls that include offerings to the fairies
GPT-4: Sure, here are four quarter calls that include offerings to the fairies:
For the North:
"Hail to the guardians of the earth,
the spirits of the rocks and stones.
We offer you crystals and gems of great worth,
and sweet honey cakes baked on ancient stones."
For the East:
"Greetings to the spirits of the air,
fairies of the wind and birds that soar.
We offer you feathers that we find with care,
and fragrant incense to bless and adore."
For the South:
"Blessed be the spirits of the fire,
fairies of the flame and the hearth.
We offer you red wine and a burning desire,
and fresh flowers to bring joy and mirth."
For the West:
"Salutations to the spirits of the water,
fairies of the lakes and the streams.
We offer you shells and pearls from the bottom,
and ripe fruits as sweet as a fairy's dreams."
Re-Prompt: make them comedic
GPT-4: Certainly, here are some comedic quarter calls with offerings to the fairies:
For the North:
"Oh spirits of the earth, you rock stars you,
we come bearing crystals, shiny and new.
We also have honey cakes, sweet as can be,
just like us when we're in a fairy-like glee!"
For the East:
"Greetings fairies of the air, we have to confess,
your wings and feathers make us quite envious.
But fear not, we come bearing gifts so divine,
fragrant incense to make the air sublime."
For the South:
"Oh fairies of the flame, we honor your heat,
and the warmth and light that you bring is oh so sweet.
We offer you red wine, fit for a king,
and fresh flowers that'll make your heart sing."
For the West:
"Water fairies, you must be quite refreshed,
with all the lakes and streams you have caressed.
We bring you gifts from the bottom of the sea,
shells and pearls, fit for a queen or a king, just like thee."
These things make me very uncomfortable.