Alien First Impressions

[prometheus11]

My, but they look funny naked!

 

[BSM1]

"Uh...that's not my hand you're shaking, Earthling"

 

[Thief]

should likely move thread to joke section.....

 

[Thief]

They're still using money!

 

[psychoslice]

What's money ?.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

The Andromedan empire is in no hurry. They've already launched their whole galaxy on a collision course with ours.
Assimilation is only a matter of time.

My bet's on something happening in that huge time span that makes it so the collision is averted. And if it does happen, I bet it'll be something really big.

 

[Revoltingest]

"Uh...that's not my hand you're shaking, Earthling"

 

[Revoltingest]

 

[Thief]

having received decades of radio wave television transmissions.....
they will want to be taken to our leader.....

but dear Lucy has been gone for some time.....

 

[Wirey]

I wonder if they would see midgets and think "Hmm, snack size"?

 

[Mycroft]

"Why do they consistently select leaders who are going to sell them out?"

I think they'd probably rather ask: 'Why do they perpetuate such an obsolete system as Politics?'

 

[YmirGF]

I think they'd probably rather ask: 'Why do they perpetuate such an obsolete system as Politics?'

Theoretically an advanced species wouldn't have to ask such a question.