Aliens disprove evolution

[Viker]

If there are aliens, which we all should know as fact by now - it's all over the internet. Why are there still humans? If evolution were true, we should all admit it's false-because the internet, why haven't they displaced humans? Also, aliens existing proves Darwin lied and we could not have come from monkeys. Aliens didn't come from monkeys. Darwin met the aliens and didn't like them so decided to work with the CIA to make up evolution to control the media. Really. It's all over the internet.

 

[Alt Thinker]

If there are aliens, which we all should know as fact by now - it's all over the internet. Why are there still humans? If evolution were true, we should all admit it's false-because the internet, why haven't they displaced humans? Also, aliens existing proves Darwin lied and we could not have come from monkeys. Aliens didn't come from monkeys. Darwin met the aliens and didn't like them so decided to work with the CIA to make up evolution to control the media. Really. It's all over the internet.

The aliens are waiting for the herd to get bigger before beginning the harvest.

 

[Brickjectivity]

Yes,it has already been proven by Fermi's famous pair of dogs.

 

[Viker]

The aliens are waiting for the herd to get bigger before beginning the harvest.

Herd's already too big. Aliens like taking their time. Probably lazy.

 

[Kilgore Trout]

If there are aliens, which we all should know as fact by now - it's all over the internet. Why are there still humans? If evolution were true, we should all admit it's false-because the internet, why haven't they displaced humans? Also, aliens existing proves Darwin lied and we could not have come from monkeys. Aliens didn't come from monkeys. Darwin met the aliens and didn't like them so decided to work with the CIA to make up evolution to control the media. Really. It's all over the internet.

I thought everybody already knew that aliens made up evolution so that they could perpetrate the 9/11 attacks so that atheists could make gay marriage legal and kill Christmas.

I mean, it's all right there on the internet for any reasonable person to see.

 

[xkatz]

I mean, it's all right there on the internet for any reasonable person to see.

"Everything on the entirety of the internet is so true, we might as well consider all information on it as fact." -George Washington, addressing the NAACP at the Battle of Stalingrad

 

[Kilgore Trout]

"Everything on the entirety of the internet is so true, we might as well consider all information on it as fact." -George Washington, addressing the NAACP at the Battle of Stalingrad

I just love history. It's so enriching.

 

[Viker]

I just love history. It's so enriching.

 

[Uberpod]

I've never seen a more ridiculous thread. Aliens have used selective pressure to shape our species for centuries!!

 

[Kilgore Trout]

I've never seen a more ridiculous thread. Aliens have used selective pressure to shape our species for centuries!!

Centuries? More like millions of years. They've been selectively breeding all life on our planet in order to bring about the evolution of humans, whose brains the aliens find to be the most prized delicacy in the universe.

Anybody with an internet connection should already know this.

 

[Viker]

I've never seen a more ridiculous thread. Aliens have used selective pressure to shape our species for centuries!!

threads riticulus people aliens probed our booties for a while now

 

[Alt Thinker]

Yes,it has already been proven by Fermi's famous pair of dogs.

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