All time worst movies

[Jaymes]

Reign of Fire was awful. I can't believe I wasted an hour and a half of my life to watch that.

 

[QTpi]

I don't know how I got talked into seeing the movie, but "I Come in Peace" has to be about the worst movie I have ever seen.

 

[linwood]

I cannot believe no one has posted Mars Attacks yet.

I ditto the awful Titanic sentiments too.

 

[QTpi]

I cannot believe no one has posted Mars Attacks yet.

Mars Attacks was so bad it was funny.

 

[The Voice of Reason]

For a long time, I couldn't think of a REALLY bad movie (I walk out if they aren't good in the first 30 minutes). Then it hit me - I saw a movie with a girl I used to date - she wanted to see it, so I stayed. It was incredibly bad, but was aptly titled -

The Never Ending Story

I truly did not think the movie would ever end.

TVOR

 

[Ceridwen018]

TVOR, no! The Neverending Story was my favorite movie when I was little!

I love the jokes that run like, "Thats the biggest case of false advertising we've ever seen since 'The Neverending Story' came out!"

 

[Mr Spinkles]

Worst movie ever: Man Apart, with Van Deisel. It was relatively recent....horrible, just horrible. I tried to blind myself using a Cola-tipped straw about halfway through it.

 

[mrscardero]

Ah, come on, carrdero! Sgt. Peppers was at least funny...even if the acting was really bad...or was it because the acting was really bad...

I watched it. It was funny while I was watching it. That's cause it was bad...really bad :bonk:

A lot of what carrdero puts on are bad..some are really really bad. :help:

 

[Engyo]

I can't believe no one has listed "Army of Darkness" yet!

Although "Mom and Dad Save the World" is right up there.

 

[jewscout]

I can't believe no one has listed "Army of Darkness" yet!

BLASPHEMER!!! Don't you know the 11th commandment?? Thou shalt not diss a Bruce Campbell movie!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[cardero]

The Van

The Devil and Max Devlin

Terrorvision

Howard the Duck

Manos: Hands Of Death

Teenage Caveman

Communion

Creation of the Humanoids

Those Incredibly Strange Creatures That Stopped Living And Became Mixed-Up Zombies (maybe the longest movie title in history)

Cleopatra Jones

Catilina Caper

Fugitive Alien

Bride Of The Monster

Zeta One

Santa Clause Vs. The Martians (with Pia Zadora!!)

Wild World Of The Batwomen

Cool World (one Of Ralph Bakshi’s worse)

Pumaman (that’s right I said Puma Man)

Hobgoblins

Attack Of The 60 ft Centerfold

Dinosaur Island

Kiss Me Quick

Agony Of Love

The Curious Dr. Hump

The Awful Dr. Orloff

Succubus

Lust For Frankenstein

Kiss Me Monster

 

[huajiro]

OKAY I beat you all! Flesh Gordon, a cheap rip off of Flash Gordon.70's "comedy", it featured robots made of tim cans with um, springs for "anatomy".

Oh, and it wasn't a porn, either.

Flesh Gordon sucked too.

 

[Ardhanariswar]

the last samurai.

 

[Simon the Cat]

Just saw it - it was so bad I can't remember the name - Chris Rock and Bernie Mack run for president.

Captain's Boy with Dave Letterman and Chris Elliot was also terrible.

Being that I have low brow tast in movies, I will admit to not like Mephisto (the original version) one bit - or Eraserhead - but I expect that was because I didn't take any drugs before seeing it.

 

[cardero]

Gerani1248 writes: the last samurai.

You mean THE LAST SAMURAI DANCES WITH WOLVES

 

[painted wolf]

Ok, I have seen A LOT of movies, I have seen a lot of bad movies... but the worst, so bad that I couldn't make it eaven half way though was "The Incredably Strange Creatures That Stopped Living And Became Mixed Up Zombies"... My friend was so hurt by this movie that he started banging his head on the wall whimpering "make it stop". Worst was there was no Zombies. Well maybe not worst, there wansn't a plot either. It was so bad that when MST3000 did it they apologized to the audiance... and they ment it!

I will take any of the others. (and I have gladly watched many of the others and will do so again if it means I don't have to try to watch it again.)

wa:do

 

[Lintu]

Anything starring the Olson twins. Dude, where's my car?
Other movies I hated for various reasons: The Good Girl, Outbreak...I'll have to think of more later.

 

[Mister Emu]

Carrdero,

I must say a number of the titles you put up look like a bunch of porno movies.

 

[xander-]

Dude, where's my car, i admit it was bad, but it was so far out that i'm not affraid to say, it gave m a smirk from time to time. and theeeeeeeen...??
But c'on "G.I. Jane" guys! The badest effort ever to make a movie, was put into "GI Jane". I haven't seen "The Incredably Strange Creatures That Stopped Living And Became Mixed Up Zombies" yet, but i'll be sure not to.

-Xander

 

[tumble_weed]

I liked dude where's my car

but "Master of Disguise" and "Battlefield Earth" are probably the two worst movies I've ever seen