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All Wars Are Caused By The Banking Elite

Stevicus

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I think there might be a typo. In fact, all wars are caused by the baking elite. Betty Crocker is a major ringleader, as is Duncan Hines. But the Pillsbury Doughboy and a mystery woman known as "Hostess" were also likely involved. This points up the cause of many wars - when people want to have their cake and eat it, too.
 

Brickjectivity

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Two questions:
Where do countries hide their underground missile silos?
What are all of these little bank buildings for -- the ones that no one goes into?
 

Brickjectivity

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Hey once time I went to the bank and one of the customers was doing open carry. He wasn't robbing the place, just wearing his gun in. I watched him for a while. Finally he withdrew.
 

Debater Slayer

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Genghis Khan was a banker. (He looked a little like Uncle Pennybags.)
Sun Tzu started out as a bank teller, just like Machiavelli.
Hitler worked for Deutsche Bank in its Acquisitions Department.
Karl Marx was a janitor at he same bank.
Ukraine is owned by Jewish Nazi Bank, which is a subsidiary of Soros, Inc,
as is the USA Military Industrial Complex, which is currently run by
zombie Ronald Reagan.
The only real independent democratic country not controlled by
the banking elite is Russia. That's why Ukraine attacked Russia,
the last bastion of freedom, western culture, & freedom from
the boot of Jewish banking elites.

It was all due to a misunderstanding over the radio.

"Who are you planning to fight?"

- "We're not planning. We're fighting ATM. Talk later."

And thus fighting the ATM broke out a war among banking elites.
 

lewisnotmiller

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The thing is, you can't really pay people enough to go off and die for you, but if you give them some kind of abstract "cause" or "belief" to fight for, then they'll be willing to do it for free.

The Landsknecht beg to differ...lol
 
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