LOL! I guess!
I totally understand your point of view.
I have lived and worked with nearly every different kind of christian group there is.
But there is a problem.
When all we have to do is what we are told and everything is taken care of for us, life becomes blissful and then hellish.
Usually blissful in the beginning because you are living a perfect life doing everything your told without complaint and as time goes by it becomes somewhat hellish knowing you are dependent upon the life you are living in order to find and keep your bliss.
Once you become dependent upon that kind of lifestyle it is very difficult to return to "normal life".
It becomes a hell for many people wanting to leave, but unable to leave psychologically, they never physically leave either.