I'm thinking that there's also a percentage of the population with a THANG for morbidly obese people, and who like for people to pee on them during, errr, intimate acts, and who like to eat live goldfish, and who enjoy sticking safety pins under their skin, and who wear flip flops all year long, even in the snow (hopefully not all at the same time)...
That being said, even the significant percentage of the population who may think they want to see me in a thong...would probably be quite dissappointed when they actually saw me sashay across a room in one!!!
I know my strengths and weaknesses. It's like I told the saleswoman the last time I bought a bathing suit, "I want to see something which maximizes my assets and limits my liabilities." I guess I figure this weatherman would be prudent to take the same approach.