Anything you can do, I can do better.

[Alceste]

I can cram more eighth notes into 32 bars of fiddle music than any of you.

 

[Trey of Diamonds]

I can cram more eighth notes into 32 bars of fiddle music than any of you.

I can cram 32 after eight bars and a box of fiddle faddle in my mouth. Wait, we are talking food right...

 

[4consideration]

I can turn the answer to a simple question into an hour-long in depth explanation -- complete with both literal and metaphorical examples, as well as numerous possible exceptions. This is especially fun for my children.

 

[Trey of Diamonds]

I can turn the answer to a simple question into an hour-long in depth explanation -- complete with both literal and metaphorical examples, as well as numerous possible exceptions. This is especially fun for my children.

I can do all that AND blame it all on a wizard who once turned me into a dragon. (I'm good with kids too. )

 

[MysticSang'ha]

Maybe higher and harder but I've got drumming my heels down on the floor in a screaming mimi down pat.

Fine with me.

 

[Revoltingest]

My feet behind your head in the form of a kick, right?

Oh, no....let me provide ottoman service.

 

[MysticSang'ha]

Oh, no....let me provide ottoman service.

Not a bad idea, in fact. I'll allow it. :yes:

 

[Trey of Diamonds]

Not a bad idea, in fact. I'll allow it. :yes:

That's right, he's a better Ottoman than you.