Apology to Revoltingest

[Quagmire]

You mean they paid you?
Dang....I've been paying @Quagmire when I win.
He said it's the rule!

Shhhhhhh. I paid him $200 worth of Quagmirecoin, the latest and hottest crypto currency scam. . .eh, um, I mean: the most PROMISING digital currency to arrive on the blockchain so far!!

Yup. That's what I meant allrighty.

He was so excited he bought another $2000 worth.

(If I can do this once a month I'm set!)

 

[shunyadragon]

In one of my threads I made fun of your eating habits (bacon),
And insinuated you killed pigs.
The world is a strange place.
At the moment I eat eggs and cheese!
And I’ve learnt some bad things go on in the food industry.
Ideally I’d be a vegan but I’m vegetarian at the mo.
So you’re not alone.
I’m responsible for the killing of male chicks and the milking of cows.
So, I hope you’ll accept my apology,

Cockadoodledoo!

I grew up on a farm, and milking cows is cool!

Nonetheless humans are naturally opportunistic omnivores, don't hide in the veggy patch crunching on carrots, and get with the real world, as we evolved eating everything remotely edible. My favorite in China is Silk worm Crysallis, nice and crunchy, and the pop when you bite into them.

I do not eat bacon nor red meats for health reasons, as far as animals I am a practical omnivore and eat sea fish like Salmon and Sardines.

 

[Sha'irullah]

My favorite way to prepare steak is to grind it into hamburger.

Hamburger? That sounds German.

You wouldn't just so happen to be a Nazi would ya?

 

[oldbadger]

In one of my threads I made fun of your eating habits (bacon),
And insinuated you killed pigs.
The world is a strange place.
At the moment I eat eggs and cheese!
And I’ve learnt some bad things go on in the food industry.
Ideally I’d be a vegan but I’m vegetarian at the mo.
So you’re not alone.
I’m responsible for the killing of male chicks and the milking of cows.
So, I hope you’ll accept my apology,

Cockadoodledoo!

Is this true?
I have been exchanging pleasantries with @Revoltingest for many years now, but I did not know that he actually really does eat pigs. I just thought it was banter about him doing this.

Your apology was obviously not needed.

If he lived anywhere near me I would certainly embark upon an investigation about this, visiting farms and generally wandering about in search of pigs which might have a chunk out of an ear, lost tails, or bite marks in their flanks etc........

Shocking......... quite shocking......

 

[Revoltingest]

Hamburger? That sounds German.

You wouldn't just so happen to be a Nazi would ya?

Perhaps in a past life.
Could be reincarnated as an angry cartoon Scot be punishment?

 

[Revoltingest]

Is this true?
I have been exchanging pleasantries with @Revoltingest for many years now, but I did not know that he actually really does eat pigs. I just thought it was banter about him doing this.

Your apology was obviously not needed.

If he lived anywhere near me I would certainly embark upon an investigation about this, visiting farms and generally wandering about in search of pigs which might have a chunk out of an ear, lost tails, or bite marks in their flanks etc........

Shocking......... quite shocking......

I'm not alone.
There's a presidential pig eating predilection.

 

[Thief]

we should have a mod move this thread to the joke section
where we can all make our apologies in more appropriate .......eloquence

 

[Revoltingest]

we should have a mod move this thread to the joke section
where we can all make our apologies in more appropriate .......eloquence

Don't invite the mods.
They'll start issuing infraction points to those of us behind in our dues payments.

 

[Thief]

dues?.....you pay dues?


oooops! .....I think I just offered too much info

 

[Wu Wei]

we should have a mod move this thread to the joke section
where we can all make our apologies in more appropriate .......eloquence

Yes and then you can apologize to all of us for showing up

 

[Father Heathen]

My favorite way to prepare steak is to grind it into hamburger.

I love hamburger too, but that's just blasphemy.

 

[Revoltingest]

....that's just blasphemy.

There's no one more blasphemous than I.

 

[Father Heathen]

I don't do rare.
I do well done.

For burgers, sure. But steaks gotta have that nice pink, or otherwise yeah, you might as well grind it up into a burger.

 

[Revoltingest]

For burgers, sure. But steaks gotta have that nice pink, or otherwise yeah, you might as well grind it up into a burger.

You stated the problem (being pink).
You offered the solution (burgerizing).
Bravo!

 

[shunyadragon]

For burgers, sure. But steaks gotta have that nice pink, or otherwise yeah, you might as well grind it up into a burger.

I lived in South America for two years when I was a teenager, and my father took use to several show dinners at Spanish Ranches. The picadoras with lances would parade the young bull past the party to the slaughter. If you wanted to watch the slaughter and draining the blood you could watch. This was for show, because the beef served was aged, and served bloody warm rare. One lesson the foreigner beef never served even pink, and it is an unforgivable sin. Not much in the way of veggies served.