Are You Above Or Below Average On RF?

[JustGeorge]

I felt backed into a corner.

Must have been terrible.

 

[VoidCat]

I once looked for my phone in my pocket...while texting a friend.

 

[Secret Chief]

Must have been terrible.

I get night terrors now.

 

[Brickjectivity]

Must have been terrible.

See, JustGeorge, you can make a difference in this world.

 

[JustGeorge]

See, JustGeorge, you can make a difference in this world.

Thanks Brick.

Someone does need to be around to keep @Secret Chief in his place. (The corner, apparently.)

 

[The Hammer]

Naked. I'm naked. Does that count?

 

[Brickjectivity]

Thanks Brick.

Someone does need to be around to keep @Secret Chief in his place. (The corner, apparently.)

Secret Chief is kind of mysterious, so I don't know much about him. For lack of information I stereotype him. Today he's bill clinton. Tomorrow he'll be inspector gadget.

 

[JustGeorge]

Secret Chief is kind of mysterious, so I don't know much about him. For lack of information I stereotype him. Today he's bill clinton. Tomorrow he'll be inspector gadget.

That sounds like a dangerous mix.

I'm not sure I want to be the one to have to confine him to the corner under those circumstances.

 

[Brickjectivity]

Naked. I'm naked. Does that count?

Depends on if you are holding a bomb. A naked man with a bomb counts. Unless that bomb has a timer.

 

[JustGeorge]

Depends on if you are holding a bomb. A naked man with a bomb counts. Unless that bomb has a timer.

Locally, we had a naked man steal a tanker truck and crash it into someone's house.

(No one was hurt, but the homeowner wasn't happy.)

 

[It Aint Necessarily So]

I once looked for my phone in my pocket...while texting a friend.

Off topic, but that was pretty funny and I know a couple stories like that:

• My sister told me that once while jogging with her husband on a Hawaiian beach, she wondered out loud what their elevation was. He licked his finger, stuck it up in the air, and said "sea level."
• One that made me laugh was, after expatriating to Mexico, one of my wife's family asked her why she wanted to live with the illegals. She had to inform this person that in Mexico, Mexicans aren't illegal.

 

[The Hammer]

Depends on if you are holding a bomb. A naked man with a bomb counts. Unless that bomb has a timer.

I've got a bomb with a timer all right.

But it's counting UP... To what ?

 

[The Hammer]

I once looked for my phone in my pocket...while texting a friend.

Guilty

 

[The Hammer]

Off topic, but that was pretty funny and I know a couple stories like that:

• My sister told me that once while jogging with her husband on a Hawaiian beach, she wondered out loud what their elevation was. He licked his finger, stuck it up in the air, and said "sea level."
• One that made me laugh was, after expatriating to Mexico, one of my wife's family asked her why she wanted to live with the illegals. She had to inform this person that in Mexico, Mexicans aren't illegal.

Ok I almost choked with the last one

 

[Evangelicalhumanist]

I once managed to balance a spoon on the edge of a bowl.

I can hang one off my nose with no adhesive! It doesn't get any better.

 

[libre]

I feel like the people who are below average will say they are above average.

So I will say I am below average because I am above average.

 

[VoidCat]

Guilty

Lol would be hilarious if we did that at the same time looked for our phones while texting. I think i was texting you or another RFer on discord then went to go text someone else and thats when i checked my pocket

 

[Secret Chief]

That sounds like a dangerous mix.

I'm not sure I want to be the one to have to confine him to the corner under those circumstances.

I'm only dangerous on Tuesdays. Actually, Thursdays don't look good either. And obviously you'd avoid the weekend. And mornings.

 

[JustGeorge]

I'm only dangerous on Tuesdays. Actually, Thursdays don't look good either. And obviously you'd avoid the weekend. And mornings.

Mornings.. ugh.

 

[Secret Chief]

Mornings.. ugh.

I know. Make me bloody furious.