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Are you one of these frogs?

Pah

Uber all member
From The Forerunner, His parables and poems, bu Kahil Gibran

FOUR frogs sat upon a log that lay floating on the edge of a river. Suddenly the log was caught by the current and swept slowly down the stream. The frogs were delighted and absorbed, for never before had they sailed.

At length the first frog spoke, and said, "This is indeed a most marvelous log. It moves as if alive. No such log was ever known before."

Then the second frog spoke, and said, "Nay, my friend, the log is like other logs, and does not move. It is the river, that is walking to the sea, and carries us and the log with it."

And the third frog spoke, and said, "It is neither the log nor the river that moves. The moving is in our thinking. For without thought nothing moves."

And the three frogs began to wrangle about what was really moving. The quarrel grew hotter and louder, but they could not agree.

Then they turned to the fourth frog, who up to this time had been listening attentively but holding his peace, and asked his opinion.

And the fourth frog said, "Each of you is right, and none of you is wrong. The moving is in the log and the water and our thinking also."

And the three frogs became very angry, for none of them was willing to admit that his was not the whole truth, and that the other two were not wholly wrong. Then the strange thing happened. The three frogs got together and pushed the fourth frog off the log into the river.
 

Valjean

Veteran Member
Premium Member
Great story. Lucky he was a frog and could swim to shore.

Humans might have burned him at the stake or crucified him.
 

Pah

Uber all member
Seyorni said:
Great story. Lucky he was a frog and could swim to shore.

Humans might have burned him at the stake or crucified him.
I really think it would not be a problem to put member ID's to those frogs. Of course, there is a fifth frog - the one who stays on the bank and makes no spoken opinion.

Bob
 

Valjean

Veteran Member
Premium Member
Alors, Which frog am I Pah/Bob?

< readies self to take vehement exception to whatever frog's cited>
 

Pah

Uber all member
Seyorni said:
Alors, Which frog am I Pah/Bob?

< readies self to take vehement exception to whatever frog's cited>
To be honest, I don't know enough of your style. but I don't think you or anyone would take the action of the first three.

Bob
 

michel

Administrator Emeritus
Staff member
Hey pah - reminds me of the one about the dog and the scorpion who both wanted to cross the river; they were friends (of a sort). The scorpion says to the dog 'Youre OK, you can swim I cant; why don't you give me a piggy back?'

The dog says; 'I would'nt mind, but I'm scared you'll sting me.......'
The scorpion says'Hey we're chums, I wouldn't do that to you'
So the scorpion gets onto the dog's back, and the dog starts to swim.....................

Half way across the scorpion stings the Dog; as they're drowning, the dog say's 'Why did you do that? - now were both going to die!'
The scorpion replies 'Sorry, couldnt help it; its just in my nature'....................
:eek:
 

Druidus

Keeper of the Grove
I'm the Frog-God. All of these frogs worship me, but I am angry with a certain three. For pushing another frog off of the log, they are smited!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! YOU SHALL BURN FOR ETERNITY IN MY PIT OF DOOM!!!!!!!!

And to the guy who egged another frog... You'll burn for a couple days. Then I'll let you go...
 

Faust

Active Member
I was busy getting jiggy with this hot little girl frog and missed the entire event.:D

Somehow I think I got the better deal.
Faust
 

fromthe heart

Well-Known Member
Druidus said:
I'm the Frog-God. All of these frogs worship me, but I am angry with a certain three. For pushing another frog off of the log, they are smited!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! YOU SHALL BURN FOR ETERNITY IN MY PIT OF DOOM!!!!!!!!

And to the guy who egged another frog... You'll burn for a couple days. Then I'll let you go...
:eek: No not burn..no no no, I be a good froggie from now on ok? The devil frog made me do it...burn him for a while...ouch fire hot...time to come out now???:help:
 

Faust

Active Member
I'm being evil hear but I'm reminded of the famous frog in a beaker experiment.
If you place a frog in a beaker of boiling water, he will jump right out. However, if you place a frog in a beaker of luke warm water and slowly turn up the heat, by the time the frog realizes he's in trouble it's already to late.:eek:
Faust.
 

Druidus

Keeper of the Grove
But you are SMITED, Mr. Red Frog, for being different! Not that I have to give any reason to you, my pitiful subject!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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THOU ART...

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:D
 

Lightkeeper

Well-Known Member
Druidus said:
But you are SMITED, Mr. Red Frog, for being different! Not that I have to give any reason to you, my pitiful subject!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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THOU ART...

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:D
What you do to others you do to yourself. I am a mirror of your reflection.
 

No*s

Captain Obvious
Druidus said:
I'm the Frog-God. All of these frogs worship me, but I am angry with a certain three. For pushing another frog off of the log, they are smited!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! YOU SHALL BURN FOR ETERNITY IN MY PIT OF DOOM!!!!!!!!

And to the guy who egged another frog... You'll burn for a couple days. Then I'll let you go...

I hereby sacrifice a hecatomb of frogs to the frog god on behalf of myself and my buddy that egged me on. If it doesn't propitiate the frog god...well at least we won't be the only ones smitten :D.
 

Druidus

Keeper of the Grove
I hereby sacrifice a hecatomb of frogs to the frog god on behalf of myself and my buddy that egged me on. If it doesn't propitiate the frog god...well at least we won't be the only ones smitten
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Was the blood ceremonially poured into the bowl of Frogginess? If it has, then you, my child, are the Frogoses. According to prophecy, you will lead the Frogs to freedom! Save them from the dire oppression of the vile toads! DO MY BIDDING!!! If you succeed, I will grant you the status of demi-god. I grant you my blessing, and I give you my smiting rod. Use it carefully, else it smites you. :p

What you do to others you do to yourself. I am a mirror of your reflection.
You dare to mock a GOD?!?!?!? I double smite you, and reduce your home to rubble!!!! Also, I gave your neighbors a cold...

:D
 

No*s

Captain Obvious
Pah...I apologize for going so far off-topic.

As for the frogs, in the parable's intent, I'd be one of the three. I just don't share its presuppositions.
 

Scuba Pete

Le plongeur avec attitude...
Does anyone know a good exterminator? We seem to have been overrun by Frogs!
The Coming Of The Frogs

(Tune: Battle Hymn Of The Republic)
Mine eyes have seen the horror
of the coming of the frogs,
They are sneaking through the swamps,
They are lurking in the logs.
You can hear their mournful croaking

through the early morning fog.
The frogs keep hopping on.

Chorus:
Ribet, ribet, ribet, croak, croak.
Ribet, ribet, ribet, croak, croak.
Ribet, ribet, ribet, croak, croak.
The frogs keep hopping on.


The frogs have grown in numbers
and their croaking fills the air,
There's no place to escape to,

cause the frogs are everywhere.
They've eaten all the flies,
And now they're hungry as a bear,
The frogs keep hopping on.

Chorus
I used to like the bullfrogs,
like to feel their slimy skin.
Like to put them in my teacher's desk

and bring them to our den.
Now their knocking at the front door,
I can't let those frogs come in.
The frogs keep hopping on.

Chorus
They have hopped into the living room
and headed down the hall.
They have trapped me in the corner

and my back's against the wall.
And when I open up my mouth,
To give a warning call,
This was all I heard.

Chorus
 
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