As a caveat, I teach a class for Scouters on songs and skits every year. This past year, the BSA has decided that songs such as these can be miscontrued as being disrespectful. Consequently, I have been forbidden from teaching these and other songs that are "gross" or sung to political/religious tunes. I will miss being able to hear the boys sing Tom the Toad (O tannebaum), God Bless my Underwear (God Bless America), Road Kill Stew (gross) as well as many other GREAT songs which have enlivend quite a few camp fires. Due to these constraints, my continued participation as a teacher for this class is questionable.
BTW, as for which frog that represents me... I am but a simple man who has not yet progressed beyond being even a mere tadpole as there is much I have to learn. However, it is fun to swim below and watch the frogs bicker.