Ask An Irreligious Person

[Meow Mix]

I am using my imagination and I am pretty shocked at what you can do... :flirt:

I do have a question, would your irreligious morals ever let you have a perm like this:

No man. That's just not cool under any circumstances -- ever.

What IS acceptable to non-religious ethics; in fact, possibly even strongly encouraged, is rockin' the power mullet and handlebar stache. Even for girls. (Use tape or sharpies if you need to, ladies.)

Remember guys: business in the front, PARTY in the back. Also, when you explain this, you have to put emphasis on the "party," and possibly even do a fist pump in the air to convey the appropriate level of excitement. Too much or too little can ruin the effect, so use discretion.

Here's my best stache.

That's how it's done. Next question.

 

[Meow Mix]

This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I made the OP, but it sure is a lot of fun. Maybe I'll start an "ask Meow random questions" thread in the General Discussions / (Games/Jokes/Pics/Etc.) forum.

It reminds me of Strong Bad e-mails.

 

[Songbird]

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[doppelganger]

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Would have been fancier if it were in purple font, and Ye Olde Englishe.

 

[blackout]

I'm sacrilegious.

Wanna arm wrestle?..... or someting? :flirt:

 

[blackout]

Would have been fancier if it were in purple font, and Ye Olde Englishe.

Yes! Fancy Fancy Fancy!

(Where's the font change button? )

 

[Songbird]

Would have been fancier if it were in purple font, and Ye Olde Englishe.

Oh, I considered it. I'm a fan of fancy. But a bigger fan of whimsy.

 

[doppelganger]

I'm sacrilegious.

Wanna arm wrestle?..... or someting? :flirt:

I'm down for some sacrilegious arm-wrestling. Hold on . . . let me watch
Over the Top first to get in the mood.

 

[Songbird]

I'm sacrilegious.

Wanna arm wrestle?..... or someting? :flirt:

Yes I do. :yes::yes::yes:

 

[doppelganger]

Yes I do. :yes::yes::yes:

I'm definitely down for some group sacrilegious something! Wait, let me watch Caligula to get in the mood . . .

Fun fact: Caligula is the Citizen Kane of Bob Guiccione's film-making career.

 

[blackout]

Yes I do. :yes::yes::yes:

ahhhh... a ThreeWay! nice.

Irreligious Vs Sacrilegious Vs...__________
Fill in your blank Songbird.
We need it for the Playbill and the Marquis.

Now... Mud? Jello? G-strings? Backstage passes?

Dopp gets the first one.

 

[Bob Dixon]

I think you missed the blatant flirting -- and perhaps the playful/non-serious nature of this thread; but that's okay

Out of curiosity, what is/are the AMDG credential(s)?

No, I didn't, don't worry! It was but a joke!

And AMDG isn't a credential, it's part of the joke. See, I'd given myself a the title of "Msgr.", that is, "Monsignor", which is a title many clerics use. AMDG means "Ad Majorem Dei Gloriam", that is, "For the greater glory of God", which is something the cleric would write after his name, perhaps.

I'm beginning to think that it wasn't me who missed the joke in this situation.

 

[Songbird]

I'm definitely down for some group sacrilegious something! Wait, let me watch Caligula to get in the mood . . .

Fun fact: Caligula is the Citizen Kane of Bob Guiccione's film-making career.

Yeah, I thought that was a type of lettuce.

 

[Songbird]

ahhhh... a ThreeWay! nice.

Irreligious Vs Sacrilegious Vs...__________
Fill in your blank Songbird.
We need it for the Playbill and the Marquis.

Now... Mud? Jello? G-strings? Backstage passes?

Dopp gets the first one.

Irreligious Vs Sacrilegious Vs...Litigious. Which fits Dopp better.

 

[doppelganger]

Irreligious Vs Sacrilegious Vs...Litigious. Which fits Dopp better.

I'm all three. Like the Trinity. And if you don't like it, I don't care . . . sue me.

 

[Songbird]

I'm all three. Like the Trinity. And if you don't like it, I don't care . . . sue me.

Feisty Godhead.

 

[doppelganger]

Feisty Godhead.

Aren't they all? Now fix me a sandwich, Sophia, and get out of the frame, you're ruining the picture of me (us).

 

[Songbird]

Aren't they all? Now fix me a sandwich, Sophia, and get out of the frame, you're ruining the picture of me (us).

*cuffs Lord Bossybritches to a flagpole*

Okay, camera's ready.

 

[doppelganger]

*cuffs Lord Bossybritches to a flagpole*

Okay, camera's ready.

You forgot my crown of thorns.

 

[doppelganger]

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