Ask me literally anything.

[quasi-star-chaos]

(Disclaimer: I reserve the right to give a non-serious answer, or no answer at all).

 

[Geoff-Allen]

Okay, I'll bite ...

What does your religion involve?

What do you think of other religions/beliefs?

Enjoy your day

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

What is your name?
What is your quest?
What is the average airspeed of an unladen swallow?

Seriously, however: What is it about magic that appeals to you, personally?

 

[McBell]

At what age should you tell a green plant it is adopted?
How old should the plant be?

Does the DC10 eat its own young?

If it is true that the Earth is tilted on it's axis, why don't we have to shorten the legs on one side of our tables?

Why is it inappropriate to say that a woodchuck, who has increased the amount of wood chucked, has upchucked?

cats always land on their feet and buttered bread always lands butter side down, what happens if you tape a piece of buttered bread to a cats back and drop it?

What international catastrophes could occur from a waiter dropping a platter on Thanksgiving?

 

[Ouroboros]

(Disclaimer: I reserve the right to give a non-serious answer, or no answer at all).

What's tomorrows winning Lotto numbers? (Answer quickly, the store is closing soon.)

 

[Quintessence]

What led you to join the forums?

 

[quasi-star-chaos]

My religion is Chaos Magic. Basically, I practice ritual magic, and believe that there is no objective, absolute reality. Reality to me is essentially the same as my perception of reality. So by changing my perception, say by changing the belief system I choose to acknowledge, it's possible to effect change in reality itself.

Since I don't believe in an objective reality, I don't believe any religion is any more or less valid than any other. Rather, I believe all must be either equally valid or invalid. I may temporarily find myself adopting the beliefs of another religion if that can bring about a desired change in my perception.

The only thing I will say is I don't like religions that try to push their beliefs, whether the religion itself or just their customs and moral views, onto others. I especially don't like things like theocratic governments or proselytizing.

 

[quasi-star-chaos]

What's tomorrows winning Lotto numbers? (Answer quickly, the store is closing soon.)

The last 6 digits of pi.

What led you to join the forums?

A reddit post, actually.

 

[Jabar]

So can you really do magic or is it all bogus, Hahaha.

 

[Ouroboros]

Another question: how many needles can you fit on the head of an angel?

 

[quasi-star-chaos]

Another question: how many needles can you fit on the head of an angel?

If the angel's tied up it's just a question of whether you have a mallet or something to smack them in with.

 

[quasi-star-chaos]

So can you really do magic or is it all bogus, Hahaha.

EVERYTHING is all bogus, friend.

 

[quasi-star-chaos]

What is your name?
What is your quest?
What is the average airspeed of an unladen swallow?

Seriously, however: What is it about magic that appeals to you, personally?

My name is quasi-star-chaos. Quasi-star is a scientific term for a black whole whose mass and gravity is so strong that the matter falling towards it (but still outside its event horizon) heats up and glows brightly, like a star.

My quest is to accomplish whatever goals I decide to set for myself.

Heh, Monty Python.

What interests me about magic is mainly the results I feel I get from using it, and the fact that I'm not bound by the dictates of any gods or prophets.

 

[quasi-star-chaos]

At what age should you tell a green plant it is adopted?
How old should the plant be?

Does the DC10 eat its own young?

If it is true that the Earth is tilted on it's axis, why don't we have to shorten the legs on one side of our tables?

Why is it inappropriate to say that a woodchuck, who has increased the amount of wood chucked, has upchucked?

cats always land on their feet and buttered bread always lands butter side down, what happens if you tape a piece of buttered bread to a cats back and drop it?

What international catastrophes could occur from a waiter dropping a platter on Thanksgiving?

You should be at least 18. The plant should ideally be just-sprouted or as young as possible.

Yes.

Table legs actually do have tilt. If you've ever sat at a wobbly table it's because the legs were incorrectly tilt-adjusted.

Upchuck is a racial slur for wood-chucks, it's very offensive to them.

A mini black hole.

His hidden gun could misfire and kill the wrong target.

 

[Jabar]

EVERYTHING is all bogus, friend.

I see.

 

[Ouroboros]

Most important question of all: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

 

[quasi-star-chaos]

Most important question of all: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

http://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?...dchuck+chuck+if+a+woodchuck+could+chuck+wood?

 

[Ouroboros]

http://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=How+much+wood+could+a+woodchuck+chuck+if+a+woodchuck+could+chuck+wood?

Boooh! I wanted your answer.

 

[quasi-star-chaos]

Alright, here's my answer.

In Soviet Russia, wood chuck YOU!

 

[Ouroboros]

Alright, here's my answer.

In Soviet Russia, wood chuck YOU!

I though the right answer would be: Norris will Chuck you. But your answer is great too.