Atheist Tinder

[lewisnotmiller]

Hi all

I'm seeking several investors to pay approximately $10 million each into a central bank account (details to be provided) in order to fund development of a multi-platform booty call app. Sorry, I mean dating app.

This will be much like Tinder in concept, but people using it will need to sign off on being an atheist.

I have a massive amount of research to support this from a financials standpoint, so it's probably best to just take my word on it's likely success, but consider...

1) Atheists breed at lower rates than Muslims or Christians. Extrapolated over the next millenia, this indicates the extinction of atheism.
2) Atheist booty appears to be a somewhat untapped resource. I hypothesise that this is why so many of them are angry.
3) We've all had an experience of swiping left or right or whatever it is, and having some Uber hot Christian chick turn up thinking Tinder is actually a 'dating' app, and that your Tinder hookup is the first step in several years of celibacy leading to a marriage (once you and your dog convert). Right?

Sorry, despite hundreds of requests (admittedly all from @columbus) there won't be a Grinder version.
Please refer to point (1) of my rationale earlier in this post.

Further note, this transformative app is yet to be named, so suggestions accepted.

 

[Earthling]

Hi all

I'm seeking several investors to pay approximately $10 million each into a central bank account (details to be provided) in order to fund development of a multi-platform booty call app. Sorry, I mean dating app.

This will be much like Tinder in concept, but people using it will need to sign off on being an atheist.

I have a massive amount of research to support this from a financials standpoint, so it's probably best to just take my word on it's likely success, but consider...

1) Atheists breed at lower rates than Muslims or Christians. Extrapolated over the next millenia, this indicates the extinction of atheism.
2) Atheist booty appears to be a somewhat untapped resource. I hypothesise that this is why so many of them are angry.
3) We've all had an experience of swiping left or right or whatever it is, and having some Uber hot Christian chick turn up thinking Tinder is actually a 'dating' app, and that your Tinder hookup is the first step in several years of celibacy leading to a marriage (once you and your dog convert). Right?

Sorry, despite hundreds of requests (admittedly all from @columbus) there won't be a Grinder version.
Please refer to point (1) of my rationale earlier in this post.

Further note, this transformative app is yet to be named, so suggestions accepted.

Hmm. How about Genesis or Adam & Eve?

 

[Axe Elf]

You're too late...

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[Evangelicalhumanist]

1) Atheists breed at lower rates than Muslims or Christians. Extrapolated over the next millenia, this indicates the extinction of atheism.

That would imply that atheism (and thus theism) are heritable traits, and there's zero evidence for that. Heck, every atheist I know was raised in a church going Christian family (with the exception of some from synagogue going Jewish families). Another important piece of evidence is, of course, the slow increase of atheism and agnosticism over religious affiliation throughout most of the western world. That, too, suggests that evolution plays no part in religious belief or disbelief.

Rather, it does seem to appear that higher education contributes greatly to an increase in disbelief in gods and various other fairies, goblins, ghosts and what-not. The US is escaping this trend primarily because it does seem to seriously avoid any real education in the sciences, for fear of upsetting their deity. This, of course, will be corrected when the US is left behind in the world because they can no longer keep up with the scientifically more literate other nations who will surpass them.

 

[Rational Agnostic]

I see you're from Australia. In my experience in most of the US, Christian women tend to be at least as promiscuous as non-religious women, if not more so.

 

[Cacotopia]

I'd be down to use it but I doubt I would find any atheists where I live. It is so very lonely out here.

 

[lewisnotmiller]

Wow...you guys get that I wasn't serious about all this, right??

 

[Brickjectivity]

1) Atheists breed at lower rates

Ha, take that Dawkins! Score one for the good guys.

2) Atheist booty appears to be a somewhat untapped resource.

I guess you've never heard of Skwim's petting zoo?

Further note, this transformative app is yet to be named, so suggestions accepted.

How about Crisco Encounters?

 

[Thief]

Hi all

I'm seeking several investors to pay approximately $10 million each into a central bank account (details to be provided) in order to fund development of a multi-platform booty call app. Sorry, I mean dating app.

This will be much like Tinder in concept, but people using it will need to sign off on being an atheist.

I have a massive amount of research to support this from a financials standpoint, so it's probably best to just take my word on it's likely success, but consider...

1) Atheists breed at lower rates than Muslims or Christians. Extrapolated over the next millenia, this indicates the extinction of atheism.
2) Atheist booty appears to be a somewhat untapped resource. I hypothesise that this is why so many of them are angry.
3) We've all had an experience of swiping left or right or whatever it is, and having some Uber hot Christian chick turn up thinking Tinder is actually a 'dating' app, and that your Tinder hookup is the first step in several years of celibacy leading to a marriage (once you and your dog convert). Right?

Sorry, despite hundreds of requests (admittedly all from @columbus) there won't be a Grinder version.
Please refer to point (1) of my rationale earlier in this post.

Further note, this transformative app is yet to be named, so suggestions accepted.

I came here thinking.....tinder.....as in
Burn Them

which would make a good call app name

 

[Augustus]

1) Atheists breed at lower rates than Muslims or Christians.

Actually that's scientifically inaccurate. Evidence shows they breed at the same rates as everyone else, they just eat more of the babies. As such, it only appears like they are having fewer children.

 

[lewisnotmiller]

Actually that's scientifically inaccurate. Evidence shows they breed at the same rates as everyone else, they just eat more of the babies. As such, it only appears like they are having fewer children.

Ha! Finally someone getting in the spirit.

 

[Revoltingest]

1) Atheists breed at lower rates than Muslims or Christians.

Does a potato farmer create potatoes by mating with them?
No, he plants seeds from which the spuds grow.
We heathens sow the seeds of doubt in believers.
And they, of their own accord, become us.
We live on eternally.
Boooowhahahahahahahahahhhahahahhahah, etc!

 

[Brickjectivity]

Does a potato farmer create potatoes by mating with them?
No, he plants seeds from which the spuds grow.
We heathens sow the seeds of doubt in believers.
And they, of their own accord, become us.
We live on eternally.
Boooowhahahahahahahahahhhahahahhahah, etc!

We in turn fool you into believing you are atheists when actually you are converts. Welcome back to the original Islam.

 

[Revoltingest]

We in turn fool you into believing you are atheists when actually you are converts. Welcome back to the original Islam.

If you read the Koran correctly, it clearly says that all men are born atheists.
(Women are born to serve men.)

 

[Brickjectivity]

If you read the Koran correctly, it clearly says that all men are born atheists.
(Women are born to serve men.)

Oh this is terrible I seem to have weaponized you.

 

[columbus]

Oh this is terrible I seem to have weaponized you.

It wasn't you.

Tom