Atheists Don't Exist.

[Jeremiahcp]

Atheists don't exist, you have no hard evidence and everyone that says they don't have a belief in God is either just confused or lying.

 

[Kuzcotopia]

I think atheists are just angry at god and want to sin. Secretly, they believe in him.

 

[Jeremiahcp]

I think atheists are just angry at god and want to sin. Secretly, they believe in him.

 

[Kilgore Trout]

Of course atheists actually know that there is a god. They just try to pretend that there isn't one, so that they can do whatever they want: drugs, sex, LARPing, vegetable gardening, etc. Whatever sick things their twisted minds come up with.

 

[Nakosis]

Atheists don't exist,

Tell that to the Tax Man....

Please... pretty please.

 

[sovietchild]

Prophet Muhammad once said, "Each child is born in a state of "Fitrah"

When a child is born, it has with it a natural belief in God. This natural belief is called in Arabic the “Fitrah”. If the child were left alone, it would grow up aware of God in His oneness, but all children are affected by the pressures of their environment whether directly or indirectly.

The Fitrah - The Religion of Islam

 

[CogentPhilosopher]

You got me.....

I actually do believe in Lord Helix!

Praise be the Helix Fossil!!!!!!!!!

Lord Helix fainted for our sins!!!!!! Seek his prophet Bird Jesus and avoid Flareon the Deceiver who rejected the aspect of water and took the aspect of fire!!!!!!

All hail anarchy and the Helix Fossil! Beware the agents of Domeacracy founded by the Dome Fossil!!!!!!!!!

 

[CogentPhilosopher]

Prophet Muhammad once said, "Each child is born in a state of "Fitrah"

When a child is born, it has with it a natural belief in God. This natural belief is called in Arabic the “Fitrah”. If the child were left alone, it would grow up aware of God in His oneness, but all children are affected by the pressures of their environment whether directly or indirectly.

The Fitrah - The Religion of Islam

This is in the joke section btw.

Though tbf the idea is pretty humorous.

 

[Kilgore Trout]

Prophet Muhammad once said, "Each child is born in a state of "Fitrah"

When a child is born, it has with it a natural belief in God. This natural belief is called in Arabic the “Fitrah”. If the child were left alone, it would grow up aware of God in His oneness, but all children are affected by the pressures of their environment whether directly or indirectly.

The Fitrah - The Religion of Islam

Yeah, he said a lot of silly things.

 

[sun rise]

The US military has an atheist symbol that can be placed on gravestones. This proves that the US military does not exist and we're all having a bad dream.

 

[Spiderman]

Atheists are truly people of integrity that I admire when they choose to walk the straight and narrow with no thought of reward or consequence or any future life.

 

[Kilgore Trout]

To be honest, I'm pretty skeptical that there are many, if any, people who truly and genuinely, with full awareness and cognitive faculty, actually believe that "god" exists. It's obvious that most "believers" have such unexamined and unquestioned beliefs as to render the concept of belief basically meaningless. However, the only people I've encountered who seem to clearly and fully believe in god's existence, seem to be people who are psychologically imbalanced to one degree or another.

 

[CogentPhilosopher]

Atheists are truly people of integrity that I admire when they choose to walk the straight and narrow with no thought of reward or consequence or any future life.

To be honest, I'm pretty skeptical that there are many, if any, people who truly and genuinely, with full awareness and cognitive faculty, actually believe that "god" exists. It's obvious that most "believers" have such unexamined and unquestioned beliefs as to render the concept of belief basically meaningless. However, the only people I've encountered who seem to clearly and fully believe in god's existence, seem to be people who are psychologically imbalanced to one degree or another.

These are some great posts.... But this is a JOKE thread.

It might be a good habit to see what section we are in before posting.

 

[Kilgore Trout]

These are some great posts.... But this is a JOKE thread.

It might be a good habit to see what section we are in before posting.

Stick around awhile. Most threads are joke threads, regardless of what sub-forum they're in.

 

[Brickjectivity]

I suggest you make a diagram and use some colorful highlighting and authoritative quotations. A spreadsheet would not be unappreciated.

 

[sovietchild]

Yeah, he said a lot of silly things.

I have a question for you. What is wrong with those people who wants our civilization to go down in drain?

 

[Kilgore Trout]

I have a question for you. What is wrong with those people who wants our civilization to go down in drain?

Yeah, I don't understand why Muslims are the way they are either.

 

[sovietchild]

Yeah, I don't understand why Muslims are the way they are either.

If you want the civilization to go down in drain and if Islam is bad in your eyes, then why are you against Islam?

 

[Kilgore Trout]

If you want the civilization to go down in drain and if Islam is bad in your eyes, then why are you against Islam?

Do you actually read posts before responding to them?

 

[sovietchild]

Do you actually read posts before responding to them?

Yeah you said something about something being silly. Why are you against Islam when apparently your movement that you are promoting (Misanthropic Humanist) wants our society to go down in drain?