Aupmanyav
Be your own guru
No chance, she will never let me enter the kitchen. I agree with avoiding onions and garlic for people on spiritual quests, but mushrooms are vegetable (well, as Dharmavyadha said, even vegetation is life). But I think, you know Krishna better... if you tell her you want to cook for Krsna, she will definatly let you in the Kitchen,
...but then you have to cook what Krsna likes , and he does not like Onion and Garlic or mushrooms, .. and not too much Chili it will make his eyes water, ..
Another resolution. Like bhikkhus and sannyasis are supposed to do, I will not ask for a second helping. Whatever is put on my plate at the first time.