Tired of those same old awards with their big production numbers & long speeches?
Then come on down & give out your own Oscar or Golden Orb to someone you think deserves recognition!
Cup Of The Naughty Monkey - Wu Wei for his skilled poo flinging, banana thievery, & gosh darned cute little face.
Shield Of Bedonkadonk - 4consideration for.....well....same reason as every prior year she's dominated this category. Will this accolade give her the vapors again? We shall see.
Turing Test Trophy - Smart Guy is the best attempt at an artificial personality yet seen. He seems almost human!
Best In Show - Congrats to Mystic for beating out all competition for the position of choreographer (at her own company).
AWOL Award - To Wirey....where is he? My schtick is getting schtale...we need fresh material.
The Giggety - To Quagmire for having the best personal theme song, "Who Else But Quagmire!".
The Gene Simmons Award - To Oldbadger for his tireless efforts to sell us liability insurance. (Note: Gene Simmons helped found a life insurnace company.)
Noble Order Of The Drama Queen - To Lewisisnotmiller for his tearful wheedling of this accolade.
First Place Godless Clown - To Father Heathen for his being the most humble of scary clowns.
Certificate Of Supremacy - To Simurgh for wise ruling over her pet humans.
Token Of Tedium - To LegionOnomaMoi for his lengthy & impenetrable posts.
Gold Star Of Stabbing - To Thief for his knifing ninja ways.
Each award entitles you to $10. Just send me your social security number, birth place & date,
address, bank account & routing numbers, copy of your birth certificate, & a $20 handling fee.
Then come on down & give out your own Oscar or Golden Orb to someone you think deserves recognition!
Cup Of The Naughty Monkey - Wu Wei for his skilled poo flinging, banana thievery, & gosh darned cute little face.
Shield Of Bedonkadonk - 4consideration for.....well....same reason as every prior year she's dominated this category. Will this accolade give her the vapors again? We shall see.
Turing Test Trophy - Smart Guy is the best attempt at an artificial personality yet seen. He seems almost human!
Best In Show - Congrats to Mystic for beating out all competition for the position of choreographer (at her own company).
AWOL Award - To Wirey....where is he? My schtick is getting schtale...we need fresh material.
The Giggety - To Quagmire for having the best personal theme song, "Who Else But Quagmire!".
The Gene Simmons Award - To Oldbadger for his tireless efforts to sell us liability insurance. (Note: Gene Simmons helped found a life insurnace company.)
Noble Order Of The Drama Queen - To Lewisisnotmiller for his tearful wheedling of this accolade.
First Place Godless Clown - To Father Heathen for his being the most humble of scary clowns.
Certificate Of Supremacy - To Simurgh for wise ruling over her pet humans.
Token Of Tedium - To LegionOnomaMoi for his lengthy & impenetrable posts.
Gold Star Of Stabbing - To Thief for his knifing ninja ways.
Each award entitles you to $10. Just send me your social security number, birth place & date,
address, bank account & routing numbers, copy of your birth certificate, & a $20 handling fee.
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