Bacon Helps Vegans Cope With Meat Cravings

[Dan From Smithville]

I could not find any bands by that name. That is not saying that they do not exist. But more than one album or song has that title:

https://www.amazon.com/Makin-Bacon-Rockinghams/dp/B00001HSV3

♫ Makin' Bacon - David Haydn-Jones. Listen @cdbaby

Makin' Bacon | Reggie Miles

Pork Dukes - Wikipedia

Bacon, the breakfast meat of song. Makin' Bacon just sizzles as a song title.

 

[Dan From Smithville]

It's the new signature of @Revoltingest. It rubs the bacon on its skin or it gets the hose again.

A side of bacon, water and a flashlight comprise the emergency power outage kit in Revoltistan I hear. If the batteries go out, they can find each other with the bacon. Or a Denny's.

 

[Revoltingest]

I could not find any bands by that name. That is not saying that they do not exist. But more than one album or song has that title:

https://www.amazon.com/Makin-Bacon-Rockinghams/dp/B00001HSV3

♫ Makin' Bacon - David Haydn-Jones. Listen @cdbaby

Makin' Bacon | Reggie Miles

Pork Dukes - Wikipedia

 

[Secret Chief]

In the news....
An Oxford University professor has created a patch infused with bacon to 'help vegans cope with meat cravings'
A patch infused with the scent of bacon has been developed by a scientist with the aim of helping people who choose to adopt a plant-based diet curb their meat cravings.
The device was created by Charles Spence, a professor of experimental psychology at the University of Oxford.
Spence, who specializes in sensory perception and the way in which the mind is connected to our senses of taste and smell, collaborated with plant-based food company Strong Roots....

This cobblers looked like an April Fool article but no....
Completely contrary to the newspaper headline proclaiming it is intended 'to help vegans' it was actually developed to help "meat-aholics" (this term as per the current Strong Roots website) who wish to reduce their meat consumption.

 

[ChristineM]

This cobblers looked like an April Fool article but no....
Completely contrary to the newspaper headline proclaiming it is intended 'to help vegans' it was actually developed to help "meat-aholics" (this term as per the current Strong Roots website) who wish to reduce their meat consumption.

 

[Secret Chief]

Come now Christine, that's far too simple a solution!

The Chief household has recently discovered these vegan rashers.Totally yummy, far better than the Quorn imo.

 

[ChristineM]

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Come now Christine, that's far too simple a solution!

The Chief household has recently discovered these vegan rashers.Totally yummy, far better than the Quorn imo.

I probably wouldn't eat either but eldest daughter would, she is vegi. Unfortunately quorn is not available in France but i will see if "this" turns up

 

[Jedster]

From the United Church of Bacon
"Hail Bacon, full of grease, the Lard is with thee.

The United Church of Bacon - Wikipedia

(Will @Revoltingest now be banned for propogating bacon?)

 

[Secret Chief]

From the United Church of Bacon
"Hail Bacon, full of grease, the Lard is with thee.

The United Church of Bacon - Wikipedia

(Will @Revoltingest now be banned for propogating bacon?)

Hence I am an abaconist.

 

[Jedster]

Hence I am an abaconist.

That's ok , some of my best friends are abaconists.

 

[Revoltingest]

That's ok , some of my best friends are abaconists.

I'm a panbaconist.

 

[Jedster]

I'm a panbaconist.

Indeed, where is bacon not?(rhetorical question)

 

[Dances with Pigeons]

Canadian Veggie Bacon, proudly made in Canada, of course.

 

[Revoltingest]

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Canadian Veggie Bacon, proudly made in Canada, of course.

Wasn't that deemed a war crime by The Hague?

 

[Dances with Pigeons]

Wasn't that deemed a war crime by The Hague?

WHAT ???

 

[Revoltingest]

WHAT ???

Canadian bacon is bad enuf....but a veggie
version....It's a crime against humanity.

 

[Dances with Pigeons]

Canadian bacon is bad enuf....but a veggie
version....It's a crime against humanity.

Are you British?

 

[Revoltingest]

Are you British?

That's like asking someone if they're a murderer, a poodle molester, or a marketing executive!
No, Revoltistan is in Ameristan (dual citizenship).

 

[Dances with Pigeons]

That's like asking someone if they're a murderer, a poodle molester, or a marketing executive!
No, Revoltistan is in Ameristan (dual citizenship).

Are you that ashamed of your country?

 

[Revoltingest]

Are you that ashamed of your country?

Oh, well that is a separate issue. I don't do shame.
But Ameristan does cause a wee bit of embarrassment
at times with bad behavior.