Bad time to steal cookies

[PoetPhilosopher]

I'll be in disguise....

Remember to tuck.

 

[lewisnotmiller]

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3 admins and 3 mods are online. Guys I think us ordinary members need to try another time to steal cookies from the staff room. @JustGeorge @Tech Admin @Debater Slayer @Twilight Snowflake @Rival and @SomeRandom are all online.And here I was planning on stealing all the cookies from the staff room while no one was looking!

I mean...just find a staff member who is bribeable.

Put some goodies in a brown paper bag and hand it to me. I mean, them. Then I'll look the other way. I mean, they will.

 

[lewisnotmiller]

An idea....
Leave 30 cookies.
But I touched 15 of them.
Watch staff uncomfortably decide which ones to eat.

I'm Australian. We don't do hygiene.

*Scoffs cookies*

 

[The Hammer]

We've been over this before, wolves out run bears and all I need is a good head start of hobbling because you'll be hobbling along and definitely won't be able to catch me.

Zig zag! Bears can't zig zag

 

[lewisnotmiller]

Zig zag! Bears can't zig zag

They can't darn socks either, but that doesn't make it an effective escape strategy...lol

 

[Revoltingest]

Remember to tuck.

Why?
Tis just an extra long kilt.