Baptist church signs cause outrage

[dust1n]

I had to think about that a while before I got the pun. I think it didn't help that, to me, "CHCH" is a local TV station.

Haha, well on the sign it is a little more legible and the spaces are more obvious.

 

[blackout]

Why, are pastors in the practice of having someone else's wife?

 

[blackout]

If pastors had more than one wife,
would that help them to avoid fornication
more effectively?

I'm in favor of multiple wives for pastors.

If one wife is important,
two or three or four
could only be better...

 

[blackout]

Oh, and this certainly stands true for all female pastors as well.

We don't want them fornicating either,
do we?

Wives for EVERY pastor!
:flirt:

(UV suddenly considers... the benefits of.... becoming a pastor)

 

[linwood]

Time for a career change!!

 

[Kathryn]

Well guess what - not everyone's life calling is marriage. Marriage is only ONE of many types of lifestyles, for pastors and everyone else for that matter. Paul wasn't married, and yet he led many churches. Whaddya make of that?

 

[linwood]

Well guess what - not everyone's life calling is marriage. Marriage is only ONE of many types of lifestyles, for pastors and everyone else for that matter. Paul wasn't married, and yet he led many churches. Whaddya make of that?

He wasn`t married but was he guilty of FORNICATION?

Huh?..huh?..Well?

 

[Kathryn]

He wasn`t married but was he guilty of FORNICATION?

Huh?..huh?..Well?

We have no way of determining this with any accuracy. Any answer would be conjecture at best.

 

[Reverend Rick]

Why, are pastors in the practice of having someone else's wife?

More than you know.:yes:

 

[Reverend Rick]

Well guess what - not everyone's life calling is marriage. Marriage is only ONE of many types of lifestyles, for pastors and everyone else for that matter. Paul wasn't married, and yet he led many churches. Whaddya make of that?

Don't get me started on Paul.:no:

 

[linwood]

We have no way of determining this with any accuracy. Any answer would be conjecture at best.

I know, that`s what would make it entertaining.