Be Offended By the Post Above You

[Sha'irullah]

I am offended that you do not know we have some :sarcastic

 

[ElizabethGould]

I'm offended I can't find them!

 

[lewisnotmiller]

I'm offended the newbie learnt how these threads work so quickly. Show off!

 

[ElizabethGould]

I'm offended given I used to run and moderate a forum like this one, so I know how these things work!

 

[Pastek]

All this pretentiousness offends me excessively

 

[4consideration]

Your excessive behavior is offensive! Balance is key.

 

[Brickjectivity]

No no no. Coordination is the key.

 

[ElizabethGould]

I'm offended you're in the US!

 

[Pastek]

I'm offended by your jealousy !

 

[lewisnotmiller]

I'm offended you weren't jealous of me. Aren't I jealous-worthy???

 

[4consideration]

You would be jealous worthy if you weren't so highly questionable. You're offensive over-use of the question mark makes me question.

 

[lewisnotmiller]

I just thought it would make a change from my offensive over-use of the exclamation mark. I'm offended that you aren't recognizing my efforts to keep things fresh. I keep trying for you, and all you do is come home and flop on the couch. I don't even get a 'Hi Honey' or...

Umm...sorry...wrong offended discussion. Pretend I said nothing.

 

[Brickjectivity]

Your overuse of hyphens and periods does not justify your inventing words. Rather it makes your post even more offensive.

 

[zaybu]

Grammar Nazi always offends.

 

[ElizabethGould]

I'm offended you're whinging about grammar.

 

[4consideration]

I'm offended you're whinging about grammar.

I am offended that you would accuse anyone on this forum of "whinging"!

 

[ElizabethGould]

You again...I'm offended!

 

[4consideration]

I can't believe you haven't learned to appreciate me yet!

 

[ElizabethGould]

I'm offended you're once again telling me what to do!

 

[Marie75]

I'm offended about hearing someone tell me to do something! I don't like to be bossed around!!