Be Offended By the Post Above You

[4consideration]

Don't correct him!

Let him make mistakes. He makes us all look good.

 

[Revoltingest]

Only good?
I make you look fabuloussssss!

 

[4consideration]

I look fabulous without your help, thank you!

Although I really could use a pedicure. Are you free around 2pm today?

That red nail polish is getting old and should be replaced. What color is hot right now?

 

[HiddenHijabi]

I'm offended you're not Revoltingest!

 

[Revoltingest]

I'm offended that you are!


Hey! What am I saying!?

 

[Wu Wei]

Why you! You...urp....arghh....achh....you......youuuu little.....ack.....why, I'll......I'll.....you'll see....yeah, you'll see what I'll......

That....that right there....is enough to make me retire a happy Wu Wei....I made you speachless

Thank You

 

[Revoltingest]

May your tail implant become flaccid!

 

[Wu Wei]

What an incredibly impotent response.......deserving of pity....and not worthy of offense......

 

[Simurgh]

i am offended at your condescending attitude. revoltmeso is offensive, so stop acting as if offensiveness is graded according to your internal offensometer.

 

[Wu Wei]

Why....because it is...the fact that you don't understand this....is offensive

 

[Revoltingest]

Show some respect! Felines know far more than naughty little....you know.
And kitty has claws.

 

[Wu Wei]

but I have bigger teeth....

Felines....are by nature...offensive....not as offensive as you.....but still offensive

 

[Revoltingest]

And you respond by praising me?
Oh, you are a fickle (& offensive) naughty little monkey!

Btw, have some chicken noodle soup....you'll feel better.

 

[Wu Wei]

I am not exactly sure calling you more offensive is praising you and your taking that as praise is offensive.....

As for the chicken noodle soup...how DARE you tell me what to do....your arrogant commands are offensive

But I will now have some for lunch.. thanks

 

[Revoltingest]

My arrogant commands are to be OBEYED!
If you don't, then no tasty little monkey treats for you.

 

[Leftimies]

Oh. Those certain people happen to be you. How unpleasant. Feel free to take offense.

 

[Wu Wei]

Not being brave enough to speak for yourself and having Jason Statham do it for you is cowardly and offensive

 

[Wu Wei]

My arrogant commands are to be OBEYED!
If you don't, then no tasty little monkey treats for you.

I don't really like bananas.... they are offensive....no where near as offensive as the vile meat known as bacon...or you...but still offensive

 

[Smart_Guy]

My arrogant commands are to be OBEYED!
If you don't, then no tasty little monkey treats for you.

Hey, which part is the head?

They look just like you but without bald red heads and beards.

Anyway, I like this more:

 

[Revoltingest]

Oh, stop cadging for monkey treats!
This fawning wheedling is very offensive!

But if you're good, you might get....